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  1. @suspectpackage mate I do that all the time, no worries about 2 hours ago from web in reply to suspectpackage
  2. RT @FunnyorDieUK: A little Xmas treat from @friskynmannish-see them at LyricTheatre tonight for one night only! http://www.funnyordie.co ... about 2 hours ago from web
  3. The most ludicrously oversung Christmas song ever? http://tr.im/IeH5 Christina Aguilera - Have yourself a merry little Christmas about 2 hours ago from web
  4. Washington cop draws pistol at a snowball fight http://tr.im/IeqZ - well that's one way of winning about 3 hours ago from web
  5. Who should win Fifa's Goal Of The Year Award? http://www.asylum.co.uk/2009/12/18/fifas-goal-of-the-year-award/ about 7 hours ago from Echofon
  6. Maybe get a beer-opening dog collar for your pooch this Christmas? http://tinyurl.com/yh2zzce 3:07 AM Dec 20th from Echofon
  7. RT: @CurrentUK: Prisoners to sue over Xmas carols piped into their cells http://current.com/1o93a4c via @asylumuk 11:07 AM Dec 18th from Echofon
  8. Incidentally, evolution is to blame for dad's bad dance moves, we're told http://is.gd/5sj2V 2:58 AM Dec 18th from web
  9. The last one was a bit pants, but we're not giving up hope for Shrek 4 http://www.apple.com/trailers/dreamworks/shrekforeverafter/ 2:56 AM Dec 18th from web
  10. RT @miserybear: Here's my Christmas film. Hope you enjoy it. Please share it if you do... http://bit.ly/4XEXlS 6:50 AM Dec 17th from Echofon
  11. The weirdest Simpsons merchandise available: http://tinyurl.com/yjtoxds 6:03 AM Dec 17th from Echofon
  12. Oh this is zombie GENIUS http://www.flickr.com/photos/scharks/2577228551/sizes/l/ 4:42 AM Dec 17th from Echofon
  13. Are you 'killing in the name of' Simon Cowell? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AYUqVNSsY 4:33 AM Dec 17th from Echofon
  14. It's a key question of our age - would you rather be blue (Avatar) or Yellow (Simpsons)? http://tinyurl.com/yejkrkd 3:06 AM Dec 17th from Echofon
  15. Iron Man 2 trailer is out! http://tinyurl.com/ybgnneq 1:53 AM Dec 17th from Echofon
  16. @LoullaMae that is top, top news. I cannot stop listening to his new album. Top man, our Jamie. 1:51 AM Dec 17th from Echofon in reply to LoullaMae
  17. Finally! A motorbike with rocket launchers is invented http://tinyurl.com/yfxmk4k 1:43 AM Dec 17th from Echofon
  18. @henweb there just aren't any words, are there? 1:42 AM Dec 17th from Echofon in reply to henweb
  19. We still can't get over just how bad the photoshop work is on the Takers poster http://tinyurl.com/qa94dp 12:38 AM Dec 17th from Echofon
  20. The wonderful world of 3D advertisements http://www.asylum.co.uk/2009/12/16/weirdest-3d-advertisements/ seriously, these are brilliant 9:30 AM Dec 16th from Echofon
  • Name Asylum UK
  • Location UK
  • Web http://asylum.co.uk
  • Bio Misguided chaps dealing in weird news, rubbish gadgets, unattainable attractive people, sports, style and whatnot.
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