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  1. Grilling Guidance -- Making Your Own Marinade or Brine http://kl.am/1hnb
  2. RT @supernova17 Alcohol Olympics : Booze Facts From Around The World: http://digg.com/d1wDgT?t Very cool short film.
  3. RT @DCScrap RT @COEDMagazine: RT @Playboy Leg men rejoice! See the 10 Best Legs Ever to Appear in Playboy: http://bit.ly/sexygams
  4. @YourTango I'd watch their show, but only if they have at least one weirdo/ anarchist baby who hates log rolling and loves gays
  5. 3 video game movies that hollywood will eff up -- http://bit.ly/l4xEw
  6. @cnute ahah! Maybe the city of los angeles has another million dollars to spare for an over-the-top memorial?
  7. Oh no, another celeb death!!! RT @Transplex Oscar Mayer dies at 95 | Philadelphia Daily News | 07/09/2009: http://bit.ly/a6kDY
  8. RT @afrojacks_com Backhair Sculpting is a lost art form that is only learned from years of apprenticeship from a Backh... http://is.gd/1skq6
  9. He shoulda stuck to the lumberjack gig... RT @PoliticsDaily: RT @writerknowles: 'Real World' guy running for Congress: http://bit.ly/cY0CW
  10. RT @DCScrap on 205th magazine: A moment with Jenna Jameson http://tinyurl.com/nye48f
  11. @HeavyToka tweets to you, our favorite commenter!
  12. Shark attack wetsuit -- would you wear it? http://bit.ly/12Javo
  13. @TheFrisky maybe more plotlines need porno?
  14. Horrifyingly delicious death? RT @thelmagazine - Jersey Man Dies in Vat of Boiling Chocolate http://bit.ly/s3nCT
  15. A note to the compulsive spenders out there: RT @Switched want to buy every iphone app? it'll cost you $144,000 http://bit.ly/afcqA
  16. @butlikesrsly agreed. Don't they feel the hatred radiating at them from every other person in the elevator? Get it together, sloths!
  17. Some of the world's most amazing swimming pools: http://bit.ly/3XrHE
  18. RT @casspa: The Web's Best 2 Girls 1 Cup Parodies: http://digg.com/d1w4aD?t SFW #digg #humor
  19. Nerd joke alert!!! RT @monkeybidness RT @funnyordie: Why does today's date sound like numbers eating each other? Because 7-8-09!
  20. Keepin it morbid this mornin RT @menswire Esquire: The Lone Plane-Crash Survivor's Dilemma: Proper Emergency Cannibalism http://bit.ly/6EApu