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@brytne Very nice!about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to brytne
@brytne I'll give V another chance (or two). It would rock if the young guy who is falling for the alien girl is the one who's impregnated!about 8 hours ago from web in reply to brytne
Off to learn more about poop and septic. I've learned too much about poop lately. Poop is a funny word. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop.about 8 hours ago from web
@lgaumond "twat" vs "teat" seems like a fairly even exchange. For a gay man anyway...about 16 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to lgaumond
Isn' Taylor Swift's 15 minutes up? #SNLabout 17 hours ago from UberTwitter
@lgaumond It's so wrong that it's completely right!about 17 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to lgaumond
At a party talking about Twitter and was asked, "Do you twat on Twitter?" I said ,"Yes. Yes I do."about 21 hours ago from UberTwitter
About to dig into this birthday cake for a friend. Almost too pretty to eat. Almost http://pic.gd/f097e3about 23 hours ago from UberTwitter
Feeling tres butch today. Going to the CT Auto Show. But I guess using the term "tres butch" really shatters that illusion, huh?7:49 AM Nov 7th from Zensify
@brytne The whole "they're already among us" seems like an updated-BSG ripoff. And among us as a terrorist sleeper cell? Meh.7:46 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to brytne
@girlskout Agreed. Especially since the priest seemed so adept at fighting at the resistance meeting.7:45 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to girlskout
Finally watched the first episode of the new version of V. Sooo disappointing that my head hurts.5:13 PM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
Have GOT to get back to the gym tomorrow. The stress-induced eating & drinking of the past few weeks is not good for my moobs.6:00 PM Nov 5th from web
Am enjoying DVR'ed V and V:The Final Battle much more than I expected. Is that just this week's stress-induced drinking talking?5:31 PM Nov 5th from web
Colour me super excited that the first time home buyer tax credit extension passed today! http://bit.ly/3Kpopg3:06 PM Nov 5th from TweetDeck
@redneckmommy Accuse them. "What did you do to him? He was fine yesterday."6:53 AM Nov 5th from UberTwitter in reply to redneckmommy
@girlskout The part about the panties is something I would never have expected anyone to ever say to me!8:09 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to girlskout
@girlskout One should never regret living life to the fullest and putting yourself out there! Well done, I say!8:02 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to girlskout
@girlskout I humbly bow to you! This has completely rescued an otherwise horrid day. Now where's that Favorite button?7:58 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to girlskout
@girlskout I think some of us would get a kick out of photographic proof of your rally cap!7:35 PM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to girlskout

Name Alan Swinamer
Location ÜT: 41.474038,-73.184958
Bio Geek, bird watcher, Canadian expat in US, chemist, juvenile sense of humour, misanthrope, Sci-Fi fan, atheist, gay