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  1. Chase & Status Ft Plan B - End Credits - Harry Brown Trailer - its a tunnnne ! http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  2. Harry Brown Trailer starring Michael Caine http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  3. Harry Brown is a brilliant film ... but a bit violent but it does make you question so many things about life today ! worth a watch
  4. sorry those viz tips were so funny I had to retweet them !
  5. @mfosker that show was so funny !!!
  6. RT @VizTopTips: CASH STRAPPED police forces. The average ladies uniform costs around £250, but Ann Summers does one for £20. Save money ...
  7. RT @VizTopTips: TAKE YOUR DUSTBIN to the supermarket with you so that you can see which items you have recently run out of.
  8. RT @VizTopTips: MCDONALDS. Double the amount of cash donated by customers to children's charities by reducing the cost of your breakfast ...
  9. RT @VizTopTips: MARS BAR fans. Buy a Snickers bar and pick out the peanuts. Hey presto, a Mars bar and a handful of peanuts, all for the ...
  10. RT @VizTopTips: RT @adamsthepulse: SHIT AT WORK saving money on bog roll and your water bill. Try to avoid the lunch hour. That way you ...
  11. RT @VizTopTips: PEOPLE IN lifts. If Bruce Willis gets in wearing a vest and no shoes, exit the lift at the earliest opportunity.
  12. RT @VizTopTips: RT @Jackster69: @VizTopTips Avoid arguments with the wife about lifting the loo seat by simply pissing in the sink.
  13. RT @VizTopTips: CONTESTANTS on Wife Swap. Try not to be surprised at how different the other family is. That is and always has been the ...
  14. RT @VizTopTips: HOMEOWNERS. Paint a large blue rectangle on your lawn to fool passing airline passengers into believing you have a pool.
  15. RT @VizTopTips: DON'T BUY bright red paint for exterior metalwork from B&Q. Judging by the state of many of their DIY stores, it's reall ...
  16. RT @VizTopTips: LADIES. When treating genital thrush, always ensure you use natural bio-yoghurt and not raspberry flavoured Munch Bunch.
  17. RT @VizTopTips: RT @doctorcamel: .@VizTopTips Spiderman coming round for tea? Make him some delicious scones by substituting raisins for ...
  18. RT @VizTopTips: BUSY EXECUTIVES. Don't buy a Dachshund. Their amusing sausage shape means they take 50% longer to stroke than other dogs ...
  19. RT @VizTopTips: RT @664NOTB: @VizTopTips Rubbish pop stars, save face by blaming poor record sales on illegal downloading.
  20. RT @VizTopTips: SINGLE PEOPLE. Pretend you're having sex by parking your car in a secluded country lane and steam up your windows using ...