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  1. Awesome. Discussing porn star names with bosses. They're Midget Plumpstead, Peavey RambleWood, and Missy Quaker. I'm Whiskey MillBank
  2. http://twitpic.com/ai8ak - Chuck Berry wants us to play with his ding-a-ling :)
  3. Hehe. Whoops! Chuck forgot to tune up beforehand!
  4. http://twitpic.com/ahwu9 - Is it wrong that I'm having this beer in honor of G-ma's passing
  5. http://twitpic.com/ahvmv - Chuck Berry @ Blueberry Hill. You wish you were me.
  6. @BaconInstitute http://is.gd/1zRw6 I know you appreciate the art of men's facial hair, so enjoy this photo I took at the Home Run Derby...
  7. just had an Amp energy drink, with 8 vitamins, guarana, ginseng, taurine, enoug sugar to kill a horse and enough joules to shock your heart
  8. @IHeartYourMom How'd you score tix?
  9. @shwood hmmm. Google maps says 821 miles. Giving time for fuel stops... Well, if my motorcycle could do 175 mph, I would so be there...
  10. Sometimes you learn something about a person when you find out his/her password. (dont worry, this is sanctioned)
  11. @scoobydiesel http://twitpic.com/aancq - Dude, he is wearing one pimptastic fur coat...
  12. Whoa. Fielder just smacked a 503 footer just a few sections to my right.
  13. WAY TO GO ALBERT!
  14. @schlafly wait, when did you get a schlafmobile!?
  15. http://twitpic.com/aa4ao - Oh, I see how this works!
  16. http://twitpic.com/aa1j8 - Hmmm, what will I do tonight? Oh, what's this?
  17. @donttrythis http://twitpic.com/a7ar7 - I thought you looked a bit fuzzy at TAM7!
  18. @mnitro would rather burn the people.
  19. I would expect those four scotches I had earlier to be a better sleep aid.
  20. Can't sleep. Annoyed, unhappy, and I have a few choice words I'd like to say to some people circling in my mind.