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  1. Every time someone talks about owning a Mac or another Apple product, I just want to yell: YOU SUCK! EW! VOMITS! #bad #dinner-party #guest
  2. Andy's blog got 2x traffic this month. Read it! "After ten minutes I was inside a stall with my pants down..." http://tinyurl.com/yk43jzr
  3. Any of you guys have Battlefield 1943? I wanna kill some Americans. Or Japanese dudes. Or like... STUFF.
  4. @oddballdeviant Yo add me the frik back on Xbox Live!
  5. Someone on TV said "anti-social disorder" and Andy looked at me. I hate people.
  6. @itsjustglitter Yeah vanilla!
  7. Alternately, a movie where two Wayans have to pretend to be two Baldwins. And they're being chased by two Cusacks. WHO ARE DATING.
  8. Why hasn't anyone made a movie where two Wayans have to solve a case by pretending to be two OTHER Wayans?
  9. My father wants a flannel shirt for Christmas. He is not getting it, because I will not support or condone his bogan-ic desires.
  10. Dear Otago University: If you insist in having your music students sing for your ads, at least use one who can stay in tune.
  11. In NZ, people mistake me for Filipino, Fijian or from "some random Pacific island". In Australia, it's Indian; in Ireland, I'm English. LOL
  12. We rented the first six episodes of the High Life. I'll be spending the next few days saying, "Welcome tae Air Scotia, Shona."
  13. @chloewrites I think you should fight
  14. The best thing about New Zealand is television is that you can swear on it. Even in the news. Even if you're the Mayor. #it'srullyshut
  15. Wrestling is awesome.
  16. @pattyjansen Gah, I noticed. :/ *presses send repeatedly*
  17. Tonight we are going to watch WWWF-style wrestling with my manager. I suspect this will be either terrifying or hilarious, possibly both.
  18. @pattyjansen Moss Vale! I don't know what sort of farm, just a basic farm, it has chickens and lots of land and more than one dog.
  19. @oddballdeviant Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah.
  20. @oddballdeviant You are um really attractive, dude. LOL. Why the heck are you worried about that?