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I know it's a cliche, but I know it's a cliche 2:12 AM Mar 30th via yoono
Pundamentalism Is there an emoticon for 'if you persist in using emoticons, you will engage my combat sequence'? 5:44 AM Feb 28th via web Retweeted by astraybuffet and 8 others
Pundamentalism My girlfriend likes it when someone moves a broad surface to produce a current of air, but I'm not a fan. 3:24 AM Feb 6th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by astraybuffet and 13 others
Pundamentalism After several hours of amateur surgery, I remembered it's 9 LIVES that cats are supposed to have, not LIVERS. It seems neither is true. 12:35 PM Feb 4th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by astraybuffet and 16 others
@astraybuffet But I'll be the judge of that! 4:08 AM Feb 2nd via yoono in reply to astraybuffet
Lately I've been saying 'I'll be the judge of that' way too often. #badhabits 4:08 AM Feb 2nd via yoono
Paco de Lucia - Entre dos aguas: youtu.be/2oyhlad64-s 2:14 PM Jan 25th via Tweet Button
trouteyes I've dug a secret tunnel out of Twitter. Quick we can all leave and talk real words to real humans. Someone get Fry and Gaga. Quick lets go! 1:16 AM Jan 21st via TweetDeck Retweeted by astraybuffet and 2 others
1755Dictionary Night gives way to day like an old woman in a black Nissan Micra gives way to a 30-something removal man from Eccles in a white Transit van. 12:06 AM Jan 21st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by astraybuffet and 8 others
RT @astraybuffet: Crap....Joan loves rock 'n' roll and I'm all out of dimes for the jukebox, baby 1:24 AM Jan 11th via yoono
TheOnion Man Who Said 'Yes' To Life Found With Mountain Bike At Bottom Of Gorge onion.com/yqfwi4 8:40 AM Jan 8th via HootSuite Retweeted by astraybuffet and 489 others
TheOnion [video] Grandma Updates To Cordless Landline #OnionReview onion.com/xswLKt 7:47 AM Jan 8th via web Retweeted by astraybuffet and 95 others
RogerQuimbly A man walks into a metal bar. That's irony. 1:10 PM Jan 7th via TweetDeck Retweeted by astraybuffet and 31 others
Shut up, just shut up. You had me at 'brewery'. 5:13 AM Jan 7th via yoono
Crap....Pink's coming up and I forgot to get the party started! #fail 4:40 AM Jan 6th via TweetDeck
Pundamentalism What about all the times autocorrect has actually helped? Like when I told my sister she's a complete aunt to my kids. 3:30 AM Jan 1st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by astraybuffet and 17 others
amateuradam If anything, eating all this dog hair has made my hangover worse. 3:21 AM Jan 1st via TweetDeck Retweeted by astraybuffet and 23 others
Dog Lover? Into Crafts? astraybuffet.com/babble/dog-lov… twitter.com/astraybuffet/s… 2:53 AM Dec 30th, 2011 via web
meganamram Just got to 2nd base with my dog (that's 14th base in dog bases!!!) 11:30 PM Dec 29th, 2011 via web Retweeted by astraybuffet and 420 others
thewritertype What I learned today: if a nun denies she's got a skateboard under there, you should definitely just take her word for it. 1:25 PM Dec 28th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by astraybuffet and 3 others