astraybuffet
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I know it's a cliche, but I know it's a cliche
2:12 AM Mar 30th
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Is there an emoticon for 'if you persist in using emoticons, you will engage my combat sequence'?
5:44 AM Feb 28th
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My girlfriend likes it when someone moves a broad surface to produce a current of air, but I'm not a fan.
3:24 AM Feb 6th
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After several hours of amateur surgery, I remembered it's 9 LIVES that cats are supposed to have, not LIVERS. It seems neither is true.
12:35 PM Feb 4th
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@ But I'll be the judge of that!
4:08 AM Feb 2nd
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in reply to astraybuffet
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Lately I've been saying 'I'll be the judge of that' way too often.
4:08 AM Feb 2nd
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Paco de Lucia - Entre dos aguas:
2:14 PM Jan 25th
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I've dug a secret tunnel out of Twitter. Quick we can all leave and talk real words to real humans. Someone get Fry and Gaga. Quick lets go!
1:16 AM Jan 21st
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Night gives way to day like an old woman in a black Nissan Micra gives way to a 30-something removal man from Eccles in a white Transit van.
12:06 AM Jan 21st
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RT @: Crap....Joan loves rock 'n' roll and I'm all out of dimes for the jukebox, baby
1:24 AM Jan 11th
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Man Who Said 'Yes' To Life Found With Mountain Bike At Bottom Of Gorge
8:40 AM Jan 8th
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[video] Grandma Updates To Cordless Landline
7:47 AM Jan 8th
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A man walks into a metal bar. That's irony.
1:10 PM Jan 7th
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Shut up, just shut up. You had me at 'brewery'.
5:13 AM Jan 7th
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Crap....Pink's coming up and I forgot to get the party started!
4:40 AM Jan 6th
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What about all the times autocorrect has actually helped? Like when I told my sister she's a complete aunt to my kids.
3:30 AM Jan 1st
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If anything, eating all this dog hair has made my hangover worse.
3:21 AM Jan 1st
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Dog Lover? Into Crafts?
2:53 AM Dec 30th, 2011
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Just got to 2nd base with my dog (that's 14th base in dog bases!!!)
11:30 PM Dec 29th, 2011
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What I learned today: if a nun denies she's got a skateboard under there, you should definitely just take her word for it.
1:25 PM Dec 28th, 2011
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- Name C P Moochjeenie
- Web http://www.astray...
- Bio Once at a rally for those in need he gave a speech so inspiring, 17 died and 12 were injured.
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