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AstonishingSod

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If you're thinking of going back to square 1, I'll save you the time: the answer's 1. about 3 hours ago via web
A bar walks into your mom. #KCS about 4 hours ago via web
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I have had it with these Samuel L. Jacksons in these feature films. about 6 hours ago via web
"Stop sitting on me." - The dock of the bay about 6 hours ago via web
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