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astnhnnh

  1. @MahoneSwaggieXo I was Austin before he was. this is my hashtag now.
  2. finally, a hashtag I can agree with #getAustinONEmillionfollowers
  3. hard core dudes with denim vests and tattoos seem way less intimidating when you imagine them sewing all their patches on
  4. I just yelled "fuck you phone" at the top of my lungs in a car by myself
  5. getting some curious looks driving around town in my sister's car twitter.com/astnhnnh/statu…
  6. I love going to the thrift store because where else can I touch hundreds of pairs of used pants that I don't want to buy?
  7. thinking about cutting my losses and getting a head start on this homelessness thing
  8. I hate anyone who is more successful than me and it turns out that is everyone
  9. so when you sneeze and no one says bless you... you go to hell, right?
  10. is it too much to ask that everything work right 100% of the time? am I being unreasonable?
  11. nothing like chatting with coworkers in the bathroom. if you have to check my shoes to know who I am then the timing is obviously right.
  12. secretly taking a video of someone showering is creepy and awful unless you send it in to america's funniest home videos, I guess
  13. @SamwiseReese you would think. I am open minded towards all bells.
  14. I often find myself humming "jingle bell rock" throughout the day. I firmly believe that "jingle bell rock" is a song for all seasons.