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  1. ICMP BROFIST REQUEST about 17 hours ago from tircd
  2. FAGGOT-OS: START YOUR DAY WITH A DELIGHTFULLY QUEER CRUNCH 4:37 PM Nov 29th from tircd
  3. @olegrrrl I REQUIRE MORE TIME TO REVERT FROM MY CURRENT SERIAL KILLER APPEARANCE BEFORE LEAVING THE HOUSE 5:35 PM Nov 26th from tircd
  4. lolconnectivity 7:36 PM Nov 25th from tircd
  5. THE BEERS IMPROVE MY BUG RESOLVING ABILITY 3:33 AM Nov 25th from tircd
  6. <longs> can't find anything in wikipeduuuuuuuhhhhhhh #sentient 4:19 PM Nov 23rd from tircd
  7. @pixienay @ttyv0 I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT A NEW PORTABLE MEDIA PLAYER BUT I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE ANY MORE 8:59 PM Nov 19th from tircd
  8. PRECISION SPURTING 1:24 PM Nov 18th from tircd
  9. <longs> VASELINOUS BACON ANUS #sentient 7:01 PM Nov 17th from tircd
  10. I'D PUT SUGAR IN HER GAS TANK #michellelynndennis 9:30 PM Nov 16th from tircd
  11. ANALSQUIRT SOUFFLE 7:30 PM Nov 16th from tircd
  12. *{ }* }*<><><><><><><>||]]} #armorcock 9:18 PM Nov 10th from tircd
  13. COCKS IN SOCKS 1:10 AM Nov 10th from tircd
  14. SOME STAY DRY WHILE OTHERS RAPE UNRELENTINGLY 5:07 PM Nov 9th from tircd
  15. KNIFING 5:53 PM Nov 5th from tircd
  16. LOLWINDOW 7:59 AM Oct 29th from tircd
  17. buhhhhh /me out 7:59 AM Oct 29th from tircd
  18. PRELOADING THE COCKS INTO MY MOUTH FOR IMMEDIATE SUCKING 4:00 AM Oct 22nd from tircd
  19. @ttyv0 YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG (STILL PREFER COCK FOR BREAKFAST THOUGH) 9:10 PM Oct 21st from tircd
  20. @xelpmoc WHAT AN ODD PLACE TO PUT THEM *REMOVES AND PLACES IN MOUTH* 8:20 AM Oct 21st from tircd