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  1. Link: Please design a logo for me. With pie charts. For free. http://tumblr.com/xox4cyfk0 8:41 AM Nov 30th from Tumblr
  2. RT @Charles_L: Just had the biggest douche of a client... "couldn't care less," when I tried to explain the store policy for new releases! 6:40 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  3. RT @mskatielynn: Client: Well don't you sound like a parrot Me: What a coincidence! You sound like an ASSHOLE (if i could only say it aloud) 5:49 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  4. From project brief: The Website fills the screen and includes no pointless white space - *sigh* (via @boagworld) 8:06 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  5. Video: The song at 1:00 is the best bit. http://tumblr.com/xox3z34pn 7:02 AM Nov 11th from Tumblr
  6. $1mil client is an arrogant jerk. "I have money...there are starving agents who would kill to have me for a client" (via @brettdresseur) 8:52 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  7. Video: http://tumblr.com/xox3yia71 11:00 AM Nov 10th from Tumblr
  8. Video: thanks, @6creative http://tumblr.com/xox3yhu6f 10:30 AM Nov 10th from Tumblr
  9. "“Hi redacted, Don’t know why it took me so long to think of you, but was hoping you could provide some..." http://tumblr.com/xox3yh3y9 9:41 AM Nov 10th from Tumblr
  10. @6creative nice! we all get this type, right? 9:31 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie in reply to 6creative
  11. Overheard: Repeat as necessary. - Asshole: I need you to work on this overnight and the weekend so I can get... http://tumblr.com/xox3ygqah 9:16 AM Nov 10th from Tumblr
  12. ...My client was a nightmare from hell. Fucking bitch. She needs to go fuck herself and sit on something sharp. (via @jaenugget) 9:32 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  13. @NarahariNayak You're my type of tweep. Got more client woes? http://clientsareassholes.com/submit 8:19 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie in reply to NarahariNayak
  14. A client just used the word 'unprofessional' on me. Ironic, ...he has been floundering on work for 9 months. Asshole. (via @NarahariNayak) 8:18 AM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  15. Link: Ranting: asshole client http://tumblr.com/xox3ure7l 10:20 AM Nov 4th from Tumblr
  16. @RC111479 Nice! Assholes are known for subtlety and grace are they? 10:11 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to RC111479
  17. @shiyingl Care to share? http://clientsareassholes.com/submit 10:06 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to shiyingl
  18. @jfaulstich I'm a fan of "You're an asshole!", but "I'm sorry but we're taking our business in another direction." might be nicer. 10:05 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to jfaulstich
  19. What's a polite way to tell a client they can go to hell? I'm asking for a friend. (via @jfaulstich) Any suggestions? 10:03 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  20. @RC111479 Got any more asshole client stories? http://clientsareassholes.com/submit 10:02 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to RC111479