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aspiringmama

  1. Oops. No thyroid pills for over a week may explain the insomnia/waking late/mood swings/lack of appetite/the... fb.me/1sWRQcVZ0 42 minutes ago via Facebook
  2. bit.ly/KRZYPp you searched for Not Me & Google gave you me anyway. The result is hilarious. about 15 hours ago via TwitPal
  3. @thealphapussy that's a lot of purple. But it's very pretty. And I think people will notice it more cuz the basket isn't white. about 15 hours ago via TwitPal in reply to thealphapussy
  4. @Bettiekins lol. I melted & molded & added essential oil. about 15 hours ago via TwitPal in reply to Bettiekins
  5. @Bobherz I like to pretend no one I actually know in real life sees anything I say here. makes me feel better. about 17 hours ago via web in reply to Bobherz
  6. @josiejos81 trust me...got my attention, too. RIGHT AFTER I HIT SEND! of course... about 17 hours ago via web in reply to josiejos81
  7. @thealphapussy so is this one Better Than or just tied with the Pubic Relations typo that didn't get me that job I applied for? about 17 hours ago via web in reply to thealphapussy
  8. @JenP_kidsauthor @SuperGlueMom thank you both for the #30secondmom RT! about 17 hours ago via web in reply to JenP_kidsauthor
  9. @Bobherz of COURSE you end up on Twitter the day I make a typo of this magnitude. *headdesk* about 17 hours ago via web
  10. @CP3007 maybe it is and I just accidentally outed the industry? about 17 hours ago via web in reply to CP3007
  11. @VLeeMahoney I'm quite familiar with Damn You Auto Correct and am now considering pitching heading up their Instagram department. about 17 hours ago via web in reply to VLeeMahoney
  12. @Bettiekins what i actually made is a cocoa butter for use after bathing. coca butter is solid at room temperature but melts w/skin contact about 17 hours ago via web in reply to Bettiekins
  13. @CP3007 total typo. I meant to write COCOA butter. Autocorrect decided to make things interesting. about 19 hours ago via TwitPal in reply to CP3007
  14. @adam_slade @klwschmidt @thealphapussy someone save me. The typos. They hurt. about 19 hours ago via TwitPal in reply to adam_slade
  15. @thealphapussy I'm crying. And it is purely the result of my hysterical laughter. about 19 hours ago via TwitPal in reply to thealphapussy
  16. @klwschmidt @thealphapussy @adam_slade the hash tag. Oh GAWD - Hubby now thinking up slogans for my new business. #whatidowhenicantsleep about 19 hours ago via TwitPal in reply to klwschmidt
  17. I'm going to go hide under a very large rock now. Let me know when it's safe to come out? #instagramfail #fb about 20 hours ago via TwitPal
  18. Cocoa dammit. iPhone autocorrect HATES ME!!!! instagr.am/p/LMCtihHGNA/ about 20 hours ago via Instagram
  19. Cock butter massage bar #whatidowhenicantsleep #teachergifts #ballet instagr.am/p/LMClq_nGM8/ about 20 hours ago via Instagram
  20. @TheTexanne so who is going to be turning that bad boy upside down to check what should be on the label? about 22 hours ago via web in reply to TheTexanne