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  1. There is NO problem for which "stirrup pants" is the answer. 2:59 PM Nov 13th from web
  2. I have a hungry couch. I found 3 remotes, 2 kitten toys, and a laser pointer in there. 7:31 PM Nov 3rd from web
  3. Note to self: do not call boyfriend a simpleton. 4:40 AM Oct 8th from web
  4. How do you remove a Jolly Rancher that has cemented your jaws together? 8:59 AM Oct 7th from txt
  5. #Psych on Twitter. WHAT?! That's right girl. 3:28 PM Sep 27th from web
  6. st. paul: the paris of the midwest 10:55 PM Sep 26th from txt
  7. Are your walls bare? Need a little reminder of the beauties of Iowa? I have a solution: http://bit.ly/3nV859 9:41 PM Sep 25th from web
  8. If you want red velvet cake, come to IC tomorrow. 9:32 PM Sep 25th from web
  9. Yes. All it takes is a splash of color to undo a gender inequity. http://www.networkworld.com/community/node/44856 4:13 AM Sep 1st from web
  10. If you do not know an idiot friend, you are one. http://bit.ly/3LKW7r 6:54 PM Aug 31st from web
  11. No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately. - Michel de Montaigne :) 5:55 PM Aug 5th from web
  12. When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him - Thomas Szasz 4:06 AM Jul 24th from web
  13. http://bit.ly/TQWme 6:57 PM Jul 23rd from web
  14. How long that lab gets made into a kitchen appliance? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8138963.stm 5:13 PM Jul 7th from web
  15. For my lady friends: http://bit.ly/94d4E 5:10 PM Jul 7th from web
  16. mmmmmm street meat. 6:29 PM Jul 4th from txt
  17. I just passed a Bacos semi-truck. 7:03 PM Jun 26th from txt
  18. My favorite visual news aggregater (I love the shapes and colors) demonstrates what America is paying attention to: http://newsmap.jp/ 1:56 PM Jun 25th from web
  19. How is strip searching a 13-year-old girl not "excessively intrusive?" Who gave the lower judges law degrees? http://tinyurl.com/ncpjz5 1:41 PM Jun 25th from web
  20. Goodnight Dublin! You've been wonderful to weary travelers. 12:26 PM Jun 3rd from Echofon