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  1. Well, the time has come. I have to pack and head out of town for a little bit so I can't tend to all your needs.... http://fb.me/CHAEbt8c 4:26 AM Jul 19th, 2010 via Facebook
  2. Good morning! The heavenly gates are open for business and I'm ready to hear your questions. www.askjeesus.net 7:26 AM May 26th, 2010 via web
  3. Askjeesus Classics: 2008 archives from the world's holiest Q&A blog... http://askjeesus.net/blog1/2008/10/ 1:27 PM May 4th, 2010 via web
  4. Check out our revamped website, and be sure to send me your burning questions. I'm like Dear Abby, except for 3... http://bit.ly/9C2jm7 1:33 PM Apr 13th, 2010 via Facebook
  5. Check out the revamped website at www.askjeesus.net. And remember, we're still answering any question you have about any topic. For free. 12:08 PM Apr 13th, 2010 via web
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  7. New Question: http://askjeesus.net/blog1/2010/04/03/why-was-algebra-created-and-why-is-it-so-complex/ http://bit.ly/dhWMbv 7:52 AM Apr 3rd, 2010 via Facebook
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  11. Still accepting new questions. Bring 'em on! http://bit.ly/bB4okf 10:07 AM Mar 30th, 2010 via Facebook
  12. New question answered: why is it that when I drop something it ALWAYS rolls under the exact middle of what I am... http://bit.ly/dBAAgw 11:46 AM Mar 29th, 2010 via Facebook
  13. New question: Why is it that everything I drop rolls under something? http://bit.ly/abjcLF 11:44 AM Mar 29th, 2010 via web
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  16. Askjeesus Classics: How Do I Give My Cat A Bath? - http://askjeesus.net/blog1/2009/10/08/how-do-i-give-my-cat-a-bath/ 10:27 AM Mar 15th, 2010 via web
  17. Classix: Daughter Is Sleeping Around? - http://askjeesus.net/blog1/2008/10/18/how-do-you-know-if-your-teenage-daughter-is-sleeping-around/ 10:24 AM Mar 15th, 2010 via web
  18. Classic: Where Have All The Good Men Gone? - http://askjeesus.net/blog1/2008/10/18/where-have-all-the-good-men-gone/ 7:39 AM Feb 12th, 2010 via web
  19. Classic: How Do I Know I'm REALLY In Love With Her? - http://askjeesus.net/blog1/2008/10/18/how-do-i-know-that-im-really-in-love-with-her/ 7:38 AM Feb 12th, 2010 via web
  20. Classic: What Is It That Guys See In A Woman's Butt? - http://askjeesus.net/blog1/2008/10/18/what-is-it-that-guys-see-in-a-womans-butt/ 7:37 AM Feb 12th, 2010 via web
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