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When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute - Steven Wright
4:33 AM Dec 3rd
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In the US loneliness drives you crazy. In India people around you drive you crazy!
10:16 PM Nov 17th
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Man learns from mistake. Women never!
4:57 AM Sep 26th
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Watched 60 movies in 90 days - thanks to bigflix.com!
9:41 AM Sep 6th
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The 'Internet' is the New Age 'Krishna' - formless, omnipresent, and the most powerful!
1:14 AM Sep 2nd
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Don't try to be smart. If you are smart, it will show.
12:15 AM Aug 21st
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The only thing in this world that gives orders...is balls - 'Scarface'
3:50 AM Aug 19th
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Swine Flu - Burn karpur (karpuram) and dhoop (sambrani) at home
11:01 PM Aug 11th
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Treat your wife well, or someone else might!
2:47 AM Aug 3rd
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News to me - Shakuntala Devi (the math prodigy) had published a book called 'The World of Homosexuals' in 1977!!
3:05 AM Jul 10th
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You didn't find sex interesting? Or you never found interesting sex?
3:30 AM Jun 28th
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Michael Jackson dead - and I am shattered completely!
10:53 PM Jun 25th
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Don't ask what is MY purpose in life. Rather ask what is God's purpose through YOU!
10:02 PM Jun 13th
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You cannot sleep with a woman if that is part of the 'divine' plan!
9:28 AM Jun 9th
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Now who deposited money in my account? Kindly confirm!
4:11 AM Jun 6th
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I dunno whether I love kids but I surely love the process of making one!
2:54 PM Jun 3rd
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Be grateful and be hopeful!
1:52 AM May 31st
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Got an exciting gift from my Canadian friend!
6:20 AM May 30th
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At Chennai railway station to pick up my friend!
1:16 AM May 30th
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GIve food to the poor, employment to the middle class, and education to the rich!
6:46 AM May 21st
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