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  1. oh, memories RT @espiers War eagle, etc. about 22 hours ago from mobile web
  2. the crazy baguette scene in Michael Clayton is probably the best thing written for film in the past 5 years. 8:05 AM Nov 27th from mobile web
  3. sorry new york magazine, i do not have a goddamn mandolin. but i do have tennis elbow now so thanks for that. 5:11 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  4. if vegetarians had any sincere interest in realism, they’d inject tryptophan into the tofurky. 2:31 PM Nov 24th from web
  5. @cwaxler Prime One Twelve. 2:50 PM Nov 22nd from mobile web
  6. @BorowitzReport also good: "you would." 7:14 AM Nov 22nd from mobile web
  7. Rogaine next to condoms, maxipads next to diapers: Duane Reade = circle of life. 7:11 AM Nov 22nd from mobile web
  8. All that stands b/w me, ditch plains brunch & meeting @sternyoulearn's puppy is a getting-out-of-bed montage. Blocking day like linebacker. 6:00 AM Nov 22nd from mobile web
  9. this is an in-your-face beautiful day. 9:19 AM Nov 20th from web
  10. extra hot wasabi peas: the cigarettes of the snacking world. the only way to make the pain go away is to keep eating them. 10:33 AM Nov 19th from web
  11. @leoncrawl well done you. 7:07 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to leoncrawl
  12. "well well well" is an amazing song to get dressed to. assuming you plan on holding up a liquor store or stealing a car later. 4:14 PM Nov 18th from mobile web
  13. Bring me a nap please. 4:04 PM Nov 16th from web
  14. That deafening wine of “WTF?!” you hear is the sound of my stomach eating a single lettuce leaf after burrito/egg/beer weekend in SF. 10:47 AM Nov 16th from web
  15. had “awesome” time last night @corduroyclub. was sincerely awesome but quotes are the punctuation most closely resembling corduroy. thanks! 8:27 AM Nov 12th from web
  16. This: “Mike Bloomberg has declared next week National Book Awards week” reminds me of The Office episode when Michael declares bankruptcy. 9:28 AM Nov 10th from web
  17. I think you could have a pretty health diet if you just never ate anything you wouldn’t also rub on your face. 10:37 AM Nov 5th from web
  18. Lunch @ Friar’s Club. Excited. But u know who should be REALLY excited? The lucky waiter/recipient of my bad “take my order/bill/wife” jokes 8:38 AM Nov 4th from web
  19. Why don’t Facebook events fade into oblivion the next day? Maybe I never “attended.” Internet, you don’t know my life. tinyurl.com/d4hc6g 10:40 AM Nov 3rd from web
  20. November is literarynonprofitapalooza. Stick that in your monitor and spell check it. 3:04 PM Nov 2nd from web