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  1. Holy shit! Ed McMahon just walked through our door! We won! We totally won!!! 6:46 AM Jun 23rd from web
  2. sooo, Kali stayed with us this weekend. That chick is the worst house guest. This place is a wreck. 6:43 AM Jun 23rd from web
  3. No, we did not create that screen that they overuse on CNN... the one where you expand pics with fingers? That's straight from the devil. 6:08 AM Jun 21st from web
  4. What's the deal with Mormons? We finally give the answer. http://askadeity.wordpress.com/2009/06/20/mormons/ 7:06 PM Jun 20th from web
  5. Well, Buddha was sidelined by a massive heart attack when he attempted to move. Give him a minute to reincarnate... 6:49 PM Jun 20th from web
  6. Buddha's attempting to do something about AT&T's shitty customer service. Please stand by. You're on your own with the airlines though. 6:48 PM Jun 20th from web
  7. Where in the world is Muhammad?! He left his fucking curling iron on AGAIN! 6:37 PM Jun 20th from web
  8. ICYDK, Jesus was not the son of God. The correct answer was Bea Arthur. Kinda makes sense now, right? Myth debunked! Who's got another? 6:28 PM Jun 20th from web
  9. Masturbation is SO not a sin? Who told you that? http://bit.ly/SAIqK 4:51 PM Jun 20th from web
  10. We're finding ourselves using the "Hide" feature on our Facebook feeds too often. Please think before you update your status. Yes, you. 8:15 PM Jun 19th from web
  11. Now following NASA. Just to F with them. 8:13 PM Jun 19th from web
  12. Farmers are never satisfied. "We need rain!" ok. "Too much rain!" ok. Make up your fucking minds. 3:40 PM Jun 19th from web
  13. Holy shit! http://bit.ly/rvylv 5:41 AM Jun 17th from web
  14. How to get into Heaven. SRSLY: http://bit.ly/M5JYh 6:57 PM Jun 16th from web
  15. Muhammad is just a diva; not a crazy. http://bit.ly/nYdpP 6:49 PM Jun 16th from web
  16. Advice for a dumb straight girl: http://bit.ly/LOyz5 6:26 PM Jun 16th from web
  17. What's this zero followers bullshit? We have billions. BILLIONS! Suck on that, Kutch. 6:20 PM Jun 16th from web
  18. Twesting, twesting... 6:18 PM Jun 16th from web
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