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asimone

  1. @publichistorian @tcarmody but it’s a REALLY good old jam.
  2. The sports car with the empty bike rake that just buzzed me is a metaphor for something.
  3. @dvsch the best places (read: cheapest) are discount clothing stores like Marshall’s.
  4. @nostrich until my early twenties, kale literally made me gag.
  5. Overheard description of dancing to dupstep: “It’s robots turning into snakes.”
  6. @deronbauman as long as they don’t have citrus.
  7. I am totally calm right now. My computer just popped, but I promise you I’m totally calm right now. It’s no big deal, totally not worried.
  8. @rmarotti a nearly universal truth.
  9. @austinkleon is it weird I tolerate daddy bloggers more than the female counterpart? It makes me uncomfortable. Also, congrats!
  10. I really don’t care who you are, this is an essential read: mobile.theverge.com/2012/5/25/3038…
  11. @tcarmody I read that early today and actually thought "this is something @tcarmody would like." The facepalm had fantastic resonance.
  12. @UnlikelyWords @UnlikelyWords cheers. I just hate seeing 404s on websites. makes me twitchy.
  13. @spekulation nice, dude. it took biking every day for me to really stop.
  14. @jkottke this is so, so not about me, just general link integrity, but the AoL Hotel stellar link should be /asimone
  15. @keaggy I've been eyeballing the Social Business Journal this morning and I like what I see.
  16. I'm embarrassed to say that it took until today to order @austinkleon's book, Steal Like An Artist. bit.ly/KQL0Pf
  17. A fine analysis of how Google social could be improved by @alexismadrigal: bit.ly/KQJJb3
  18. I literally had to wade a river to get to work this morning. #velobrag