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  1. A Hall of Fame is just about the least Rock N Roll thing I could ever think of. Unless everyone bumps lines before entering the hall. about 13 hours ago from mobile web
  2. Do you think Evan Stone can dunk? about 13 hours ago from mobile web
  3. FIRST my ten year high school reunion THEN Super Ninja Bikini Babes is on?? Best night ever! about 13 hours ago from mobile web
  4. Just like our pilgrim forefathers, I too liberally applied Alien Anal Probe hot sauce to my Thanksgiving meal. 4:35 PM Nov 26th from web
  5. TOM SERVO > MR SERV-ON 11:22 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  6. Invited some friends over to make jams with my family. I hope they like jammin' too. 11:48 AM Nov 25th from mobile web
  7. @ihearthotdogs Really? Not even with Ricardo Montalban?? 10:08 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to ihearthotdogs
  8. Watching The Girlfriend Experiment, the one Sasha Grey flick that isn't part of a 11 sequel series. Wait was she in Wrath of Khan? 9:22 PM Nov 24th from web
  9. Santo's Party House has some great DJs - DJ Dog Dick, Lesbian Van Halen, Timo Maas. I think that last one is made up though. 7:26 PM Nov 24th from web
  10. Getting caught up on some of my shows: True Blood, Mad Men, Lost, Weeds, Californication. Oh and TJ Hooker. So addicted y'all. OM GOD. 6:49 PM Nov 24th from web
  11. When you reviewed that music video on your blog, wouldn't "new" have been a more accurate description than "amazing?" 6:44 PM Nov 24th from web
  12. Anyone had Mike's Hard Passionate Lemonade? New flavor, I guess. 6:22 PM Nov 24th from web
  13. BRIA MYLES > CHRIS MOYELS 6:18 PM Nov 24th from web
  14. As far as taste goes, liking Family Guy is on par with picking up a 30 pack of lite beer in your pajamas. 5:51 PM Nov 24th from mobile web
  15. Just bought two sixers of O'doul's! Bout to get so not-drunk! 5:37 PM Nov 24th from mobile web
  16. If Adam Lambert fans were smart, they'd focus all their outrage on Dick Clark Productions so they could wear "F*CK DICK shirts. 2:45 PM Nov 24th from web
  17. If I were a homeless stand-up, I bet I could really bring down the cardboard house with this one - "soup kitchen? more like poop kitchen!" 2:37 PM Nov 24th from web
  18. It's deplorable that the peanut industry has to rely on tasteless jabs at mental illness and testicles to move their product. 2:29 PM Nov 24th from web
  19. Palin outsells Hillary. $20 says those Palin buyers "under-read" the Hillary buyers. 2:23 PM Nov 24th from web
  20. If it weren't for Adam Lambert, I never would have known what GMA stands for. Being banned from the Gay Man Association didn't line up. 2:20 PM Nov 24th from web