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  1. A Hall of Fame is just about the least Rock N Roll thing I could ever think of. Unless everyone bumps lines before entering the hall.
  2. Do you think Evan Stone can dunk?
  3. FIRST my ten year high school reunion THEN Super Ninja Bikini Babes is on?? Best night ever!
  4. Just like our pilgrim forefathers, I too liberally applied Alien Anal Probe hot sauce to my Thanksgiving meal.
  5. TOM SERVO > MR SERV-ON
  6. Invited some friends over to make jams with my family. I hope they like jammin' too.
  7. @ihearthotdogs Really? Not even with Ricardo Montalban??
  8. Watching The Girlfriend Experiment, the one Sasha Grey flick that isn't part of a 11 sequel series. Wait was she in Wrath of Khan?
  9. Santo's Party House has some great DJs - DJ Dog Dick, Lesbian Van Halen, Timo Maas. I think that last one is made up though.
  10. Getting caught up on some of my shows: True Blood, Mad Men, Lost, Weeds, Californication. Oh and TJ Hooker. So addicted y'all. OM GOD.
  11. When you reviewed that music video on your blog, wouldn't "new" have been a more accurate description than "amazing?"
  12. Anyone had Mike's Hard Passionate Lemonade? New flavor, I guess.
  13. BRIA MYLES > CHRIS MOYELS
  14. As far as taste goes, liking Family Guy is on par with picking up a 30 pack of lite beer in your pajamas.
  15. Just bought two sixers of O'doul's! Bout to get so not-drunk!
  16. If Adam Lambert fans were smart, they'd focus all their outrage on Dick Clark Productions so they could wear "F*CK DICK shirts.
  17. If I were a homeless stand-up, I bet I could really bring down the cardboard house with this one - "soup kitchen? more like poop kitchen!"
  18. It's deplorable that the peanut industry has to rely on tasteless jabs at mental illness and testicles to move their product.
  19. Palin outsells Hillary. $20 says those Palin buyers "under-read" the Hillary buyers.
  20. If it weren't for Adam Lambert, I never would have known what GMA stands for. Being banned from the Gay Man Association didn't line up.