asilannax
- I just heard the words a** and f*** blended into one word of "you a**f***!'' Congratulations, teenagers. I'm in awe of your vocabulary.half a minute ago from txt
- Really, dude? You've 'liked' every single one of the pictures in my facebook album of Mobile Uploads? Really?about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
- Dear Internet, do =/= due. The end..about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
- Dear Internet, do =/= due. The end..about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck
- Only someone who has lived a majority of her life in Georgia would use a toothpick as a flirtation device.about 6 hours ago from txt
- Dear New Guy At Subway Who Puts Loads More Meat On My Sub Than Required, uh, what are you doing after work, new best friend?about 8 hours ago from web
- I don't think I've ever seen the word n****r used more than in #notagoodlook (And yes, I'm white, so I have to put asterisks. It's law)about 19 hours ago from TwitterFon
- @nevafeva Quote: "Bless your haert! I know the your vs you're thing drives me nuts! Its espclly hard here when I hv 2 shortn & use UR grr"about 19 hours ago from TwitterFon
- Excuse me, Twitter. I just refrained from attacking a Beyonce fan that was being a total jerk. SOMEONE REWARD ME WITH A COOKIE OR SOMETHING!about 19 hours ago from TwitterFon
- In my best @tremendousnews voice,
quickly, go look at the Beyonce fans on the Beyonce trend. An English major's worst nightmareabout 20 hours ago from TwitterFon
- Beyonce is a trending topic because she's a money grubbing prima donna, and her sister Socorilange defended her. How preciousabout 20 hours ago from TwitterFon
- RT @funnyfromtheweb: @asilannax Like the ShamWow? Check out the Milk Glove! http://bit.ly/18SHAs //gotta *HAND* it to them, pretty funny.about 20 hours ago from TwitterFon
- @tremendousnews you forgot to add the cliche "then it's hilarious!" remark.about 20 hours ago from TwitterFon in reply to tremendousnews
- I *just* now discovered that Metro Station is related to Miley Cyrus. Finally! Validation in my hatred besides just making horrible "music"!about 20 hours ago from TwitterFon
- Today, I bought candy from a company called El Clubo Mexicano or something like that. I could check, except I live in America now. I'm lazy.about 20 hours ago from TwitterFon
- Gee willikers! #outdatedphrasesabout 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
- Every time I hear Carrie Underwood's Before He Cheats, I can only think of extreme anger management, instead of OMG BEST BREAK UP SONG EVER!3:58 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFon
- I purposefully stripped my red hair dye with a bleach kit, almost killed my hair in the process, to dye it my natural color in the end. FML1:31 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
- http://twitpic.com/9pryh - Bleach: $7 Deep conditioning: $5 Blonde hair dye: $8 Dyeing your hair your natura1:29 PM Jul 8th from TwitPic
- @JenniferMarieM in another worlddddd. We might as weeeeelllllll, we might as welllllll. <312:52 PM Jul 8th from TwitterFon in reply to JenniferMarieM
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- Name Anna-Lisa Googolplex
- Location Canadian residing in Florida
- Web http://www.facebo...
- Bio I'm forever resigned to quoting obscure popular culture references alone. I'm a plethora of useless information.
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