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ashwinpande

  1. Will our children ever believe that Madonna once used to be good looking?
  2. @oldmonkMGM Haven't seen it.
  3. @oldmonkMGM I didn't like Supertroopers.
  4. @sunandoisms Fuck you for making me look up La Isla Bonita.
  5. @MystiquePai Yumi something. I have been told this as well.
  6. Internet, should I trim my beard or see if I can grow it to Alan Moore or Jason Aaron proportions?
  7. @oldmonkMGM Lead gypsy girl was incredibly hot, as I recall.
  8. @oldmonkMGM Doesn't the Don's petite daughter marry that 7 foot tall guy?
  9. @oldmonkMGM It's a very funny movie. Love and hate when the Grandpa dies just to delay the wedding.
  10. @oldmonkMGM Is Dadan the crazy coke snorting mob boss?
  11. @oldmonkMGM I love it.
  12. @Sashamak Sasha tried to [PICK UP] the [TANG] but a [GIANT SPIDER] fell on him and [ATE] him to [DEATH]
  13. @Sashamak [PUSH] -> Sasha
  14. Which is totally nonsense. Brandon Generator's great but it's an animated video which is then followed by a video game.
  15. I mean, if you're going to argue that it's a comic of the future then you can argue that all adventure games are comics.
  16. See, I don't think Brandon Generator qualifies as a comic. I think it's an excellent video game though.
  17. Oh man, what if Paul Simons isn't literally a rock?! #lyingSimonandGarfunkel
  18. @mojorojo I think it's more a waiting area for cum-smokers.
  19. "Beads." "Bees?!" "Beads!" "Beads?!" "Beads!"
  20. I think once I'm done rewatching Arrested Development it might be time to rematch The Venture Bros.