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ashwini

saaala yeh toh mujhpe bahut bhari padh raha hai... uncle says to aunt while changing baby's diapers4:36 AM Jul 10th from web
Cant decide to agree or not @tanuanand I sorta agree @Vipesh: Women will never be as successful as men coz they have no wives to advise them4:06 AM Jul 10th from web
hmmm twitter has started to advise users to upgrade their browser http://bit.ly/Jv373 @geeneeyes3:55 AM Jul 10th from web
RT @geeneeyes: OMG! @michaeljackson is twitter-verified!!3:41 AM Jul 10th from web
I want a hot samosa now. Right now!1:59 AM Jul 10th from web
@spitphyre oops! I always to be a teacher to the tiny tots! :D1:44 AM Jul 10th from web
I have taken the day off.. but I need to keep the cell switched off.. ppl keep calling every other minute1:25 AM Jul 10th from web
I am such a rebel!! Everyone looks up to me whenever they are confused!!1:23 AM Jul 10th from web
@spitphyre sooo cute!! teaching kindergarten... wht qualifications does one need?1:10 AM Jul 10th from web
YES!! I'v been waiting and waiting!! Hina finally called.. WE R GOING 2 HAV FUN!11:42 PM Jul 9th from web
I love you my tiger :) you are so adorable... actually she is a tigress though!! :D11:38 PM Jul 9th from web
whenever I think of ice-cream I think of @geeneeyes!! treat me dude??11:35 PM Jul 9th from web
@priyal now I am craving for Baskins and Robbins too... mmmmmhh11:34 PM Jul 9th from web
I never noticed that @spitphyre has a similar dp as me :D wow talk about similar tastes11:26 PM Jul 9th from web
my new boyfriend called up just now and says he dreamt of fucking me!! Keep dreaming asshole.. it wont happen now..1:40 PM Jul 8th from web
@spitphyre you are a girl after my own heart.. las vegas beware!11:36 PM Jul 7th from web
I have decided to go ahead with my bet with my friends.. to kiss a girl!! smooch is more like it.. my boyfriend is amused!4:42 AM Jul 3rd from web
NP- Moi je m'appelle Lolita.. Lo ou bien Lola, Du pareil au même, Moi je m'appelle Lolita.. L-O-L-I-T-A!! Moi Lolita.. Lo...li...ta1:44 AM Jul 3rd from web
Q: How does someone who has ants in his/her pant feel? A: antsy-pantsy #punfun5:23 AM Jun 24th from web
@unforgiven22 and why are you stressed out ?5:06 AM Jun 24th from web