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  1. Note to self: backup your files tonight. #paranoid
  2. I love the Wikipedia. Now I know that, besides being an HTTP error, 504 is also the year that the Ostrogoths sacked Belgrade!
  3. My personalized copy of "The Politically Incorrect Guide to the Great Depression" arrived in the mail today. Don't judge me.
  4. @gamwyn Okay, new challenge for you: write TWO novels in one month. Alternate between paragraphs.
  5. I've heard of silent letters, but what about invisible letters? I think I just invented a new way to confuse foreigners and young children.
  6. @jamesbritt I haven't tried Camtasia before, but I'm a satisfied Screenflow user (although it is too expensive, IMO).
  7. Possible sequels to Atlas Shrugged: Zeus Winked, Persephone Pouted, and Apollo Twiddled His Thumbs In A Manner Which Suggested He Was Bored
  8. Who is John Galt?
  9. @brianshaler I've never heard of mustache cancer before! Sounds pretty deadly.
  10. @lavalamp945 So they're finally outsourcing to India? Or did they not move quite that far away?
  11. Saw a guy next to a penny-farthing bicycle at a red light. Awesome.
  12. Dear Adobe Illustrator: I shouldn't have to move 1px lines up by 5/10ths of a pixel for them to be correctly rendered as 1px. Kthxbye.
  13. Radiohead on social media: "The yuppies networking"
  14. Honestly, it's a shame Guy Fawkes didn't succeed. Have you seen parliament lately? Place should've been rebuilt centuries ago.
  15. Today marks the 404th anniversary of the night Guy Fawkes tried to blow up parliament with gunpowder. The British have the best holidays.
  16. Holy smokes, @gamwyn sure is giddy during #nanowrimo
  17. Any resemblance to Shrödinger's cat, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
  18. Happy 20th birthday, Wallace and Gromit! Nick Park interview here: http://bit.ly/D3bSz (via @savagechickens)
  19. @Minuteglass Wow, I really like those hard disk clocks. Awesome!
  20. I wear a lot of hats at this job. Specifically, dunce caps.