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  1. These are the best days of my wife. :~) RT @Zzeba: These are the best days of my life ! :Dabout 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
  2. Hilarious! Akon meets Tpain for lunch at mall. http://bit.ly/PHDfHabout 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. TMAO. (Taking My Ass Offline.) May not be back till morning. Tweet ya, tweeple. Last 3 days to finish new novel. :~)about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. I fail #love. RT @mahafreed: I love #fail.about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. I did that already. Need more help. Volunteer? RT @vibhurishi: @ashokbanker you should irrigate farms and reduce the farmer suicide rate !about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. That last one was for you. :~) RT @OldmonkMGM: @ashokbanker Wolverine retires and turns into a Sushi Chef?about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  7. Wolverine growled at the customer who felt his sushi wasn't cut right. The customer shut up.about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. Thanks. I keep it in a trolley & push it around. RT @vibhurishi: @ashokbanker thats a huge blaader you have ! /awed !about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. Iron Man yelled into the suit's handsfree mike: "No, lady! I don't IRON clothes."about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. The suit auto-translated Batman as he approached the goons on the street corner: "Mee Marathi manoos aahe."about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. Asap! :~) RT @dharmeshG: @ashokbanker On the other hand, check out the trailer of Kick Ass which came out today.about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. Peter Parker's joy at his new Spidey powers was shortlived as he realized masturbation would never be the same again.about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  13. What you said. Totally. RT @OldmonkMGM: @ashokbanker trailer looks good... but the old one had a magic which cant be created by effectsabout 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  14. AAARGH! Hulk love. Hulk kiss. Hulk HUG. CRUNCH!!!! <oops>about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  15. AAAARGH. Hulk love. Hulk kiss. Hulk hug. CRUNCH!!!!!!! RT @rohan2k: "No one is as angry as the person who is wrong." #Angerabout 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  16. CGI+VFX+Brainlessmoneyspending = Summer Blockbuster. RT @dharmeshG: @ashokbanker Pretty crappy, don't you think?about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  17. Sniff. Sob. RT @hyphend: i'll miss the cheesy effects a little, but not too much: CLASH OF THE TITANS (remake) trailer: http://bit.ly/uA25Jabout 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  18. #phyan #fail RT @AaruC: What's status of cricket match then?about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  19. Take the werewolves to bed. RT @jolantru: Should I go back to my werewolves-in-Singapore urban fantasy? Or go to bed. Beeeedddd.... #nanoabout 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  20. Nope. I save it up till summer then piss hot as usual. RT @vibhurishi: @ashokbanker do you piss cold piss when in winter ?about 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
  • Name Ashok Banker
  • Location Home
  • Web http://ashokbanke...
  • Bio Brown dog barking. I tweet a LOT at times - no holds barred! Follow at your own risque. :~)
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