ashlleyelias
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being a famous composer for Halloween. thus I will be getting out of my normal sissy clothes and into tights.
9:16 PM Oct 22nd
from web
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seagulls and pigeons tore it up at the beach today: they roamed in gangs, stole unopenable bags of anything while people weren't looking...
8:16 PM Sep 24th
from web
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at the atm I overhear a dude telling a friend the plot of a movie I still want to see. Quickly, I hum loudly to myself.
9:01 PM Sep 10th
from web
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got carded at the movie theater for an R-rated movie. why do I even bother not shaving?
9:22 PM Sep 3rd
from web
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heard on Cops: "That's my sister and ain't nobody gonna hit my sister if they're not married to her."
9:27 PM Aug 27th
from web
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realized while browsing at ikea: ALL women love theatre and set design, only they call it "entertaining" and "interior decorating".
8:57 PM Aug 20th
from web
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"I tell the truth about everything, almost." - cracked out guy on Cops whose brother called the police on him for hitting him with an axe.
8:38 PM Aug 13th
from web
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obsessing daily over tonsil stones. didn't even know there were little pockets in my mouth for food to hide in:
9:02 PM Aug 6th
from Seesmic
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if acting was merit-based like sports, we might have better movies.
3:51 PM Jun 25th
from web
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if more actors understood screen acting is part modeling, part acting it would all make much more sense.
3:08 PM Jun 5th
from TwitterMail
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can audiences really get to know a character in 2 hours? maybe those parts are really just a type with some nuance, not a full character.
2:37 PM May 29th
from TwitterMail
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saw Stages Fullerton girl version of Glengarry Glen Ross last night: girl calling a dude a cunt was worth the ticket price in itself.
1:36 PM May 24th
from TwitterMail
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to the peanut butter and strawberry jam I let in my house today: don't make me regret this. no weight gain will be tolerated, so be good.
9:24 PM May 11th
from TwitterMail
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girls probably have an easier time getting over stagefright since many of them have eyes peering at them a good portion of their day.
11:41 PM Apr 25th
from TwitterMail
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wearing sliding-style belts are a great way to get fat since there are no notches to keep your belly in line.
3:16 PM Apr 24th
from TwitterMail
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guy in a parking lot asked for $$ and I actually gave him some. he's for real or he's a great actor. either one deserves payment, imho.
4:39 PM Apr 23rd
from TwitterMail
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spied my neighbor lady doing her cardio with a home elliptical machine... in her Ugg boots. wtf. better than her stilletos I guess.
3:10 PM Apr 13th
from TwitterMail
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just whistled at some 10 year old boys... it's not sexual, just want to give them a little self-esteem boost. they would make hot girls.
7:04 PM Apr 10th
from TwitterMail
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watching tv standup, when host David Allen Grier reads teleprompter looks like he's peeking at my crotch.
10:55 PM Apr 3rd
from TwitterMail
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found new technique to curb hunger: watch surgical videos on youtube.
11:11 AM Apr 3rd
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