ashleyyliz
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If you ever see me drinking a wine cooler, assume that aliens have taken over my body and just go ahead and kill me.
8:50 AM May 23rd
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Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
8:35 AM May 23rd
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If kisses were a tree I’d give you a forest, If hugs were leaves I’d give you a tree, If love was water i would give you the ocean.
7:24 PM May 22nd
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Once they see you're doing better without them, that's when they want you back
3:00 PM May 22nd
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It's alright, no need to reply. I was just texting you to exercise my fingers.
2:00 PM May 22nd
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I won't take a bullet for ANYONE because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.
1:00 PM May 22nd
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Balls so hard, motherfuckers actually fine him.
6:41 PM May 21st
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I tend to get awkward if I find you attractive.
9:00 AM May 22nd
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I wouldn't say alcohol is a crutch... it's more like a wheelchair that carries me to amazing and magical places.
6:10 PM May 22nd
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Makes a chocolate milkshake. Yard gets filled with boys.
1:31 PM May 22nd
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I like my men like I like my tea. Strong, sweet, and Southern.
6:06 PM May 22nd
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Boat fishing with my neener weiner @ whoop fishy!
6:05 PM May 22nd
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I am really convinced that men don't think, they are selfish, and stupid!
6:04 PM May 22nd
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Everybody's waiting, waiting on you to break down. Keep your eyes open!
11:25 AM May 22nd
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Wish I could have a summer living by the pool
11:15 AM May 22nd
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Don't wanna go to work Fml
11:14 AM May 22nd
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🐱🐶🐭🐹🐰🐺🐸🐯🐨🐻🐷🐮🐗🐵🐒🐴🐎🐫🐑🐘🐍🐦🐤🐔🐧🐠🐟🐟🐳🐬🐙 animals are friends that don't complain!!!!
10:28 AM May 22nd
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You keep looking for Prince Charming, I already have Jack Daniels.
10:24 AM May 22nd
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Say NO to racism. Be like a panda: They're black, white, and Asian... but not Mexican... so be like a panda holding a taco.
9:35 AM May 22nd
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@ better or I'll be sad! I guess I'll do the same while I'm at bonnaroo!! 😜
9:16 AM May 22nd
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in reply to kiss_myCASS
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- Name Ashley Rachel
- Location Brandon, Mississippi
- Bio Southern Girl. Blonde Hair. Big Dreams. Hunting.Giants football. Phillies Baseball. ya-hearrd!
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