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ashleyyliz

WomensHumor If you ever see me drinking a wine cooler, assume that aliens have taken over my body and just go ahead and kill me. 8:50 AM May 23rd via HootSuite Retweeted by ashleyyliz and 922 others
WolfpackAlan Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. 8:35 AM May 23rd via Buffer Retweeted by ashleyyliz and 2420 others
If kisses were a tree I’d give you a forest, If hugs were leaves I’d give you a tree, If love was water i would give you the ocean. 7:24 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
GirIFacts Once they see you're doing better without them, that's when they want you back 3:00 PM May 22nd via Buffer Retweeted by ashleyyliz and 1086 others
GirIFacts It's alright, no need to reply. I was just texting you to exercise my fingers. 2:00 PM May 22nd via Buffer Retweeted by ashleyyliz and 1893 others
GirIFacts I won't take a bullet for ANYONE because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move. 1:00 PM May 22nd via Buffer Retweeted by ashleyyliz and 1296 others
_UnluckyBrian_ Balls so hard, motherfuckers actually fine him. 6:41 PM May 21st via TweetDeck Retweeted by ashleyyliz and 10381 others
GirIFacts I tend to get awkward if I find you attractive. 9:00 AM May 22nd via Buffer Retweeted by ashleyyliz and 1511 others
MensHumor I wouldn't say alcohol is a crutch... it's more like a wheelchair that carries me to amazing and magical places. 6:10 PM May 22nd via HootSuite Retweeted by ashleyyliz and 2676 others
BadIuckBrian Makes a chocolate milkshake. Yard gets filled with boys. 1:31 PM May 22nd via Twuffer Retweeted by ashleyyliz and 4145 others
I like my men like I like my tea. Strong, sweet, and Southern. 6:06 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Boat fishing with my neener weiner @Neely_Garth14 whoop #pretty fishy! #beer 6:05 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
I am really convinced that men don't think, they are selfish, and stupid! 6:04 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Everybody's waiting, waiting on you to break down. Keep your eyes open! 11:25 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Wish I could have a summer living by the pool 11:15 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
Don't wanna go to work Fml 11:14 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
🐱🐶🐭🐹🐰🐺🐸🐯🐨🐻🐷🐮🐗🐵🐒🐴🐎🐫🐑🐘🐍🐦🐤🐔🐧🐠🐟🐟🐳🐬🐙 animals are friends that don't complain!!!! 10:28 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
You keep looking for Prince Charming, I already have Jack Daniels. 10:24 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
WolfpackAlan Say NO to racism. Be like a panda: They're black, white, and Asian... but not Mexican... so be like a panda holding a taco. 9:35 AM May 22nd via Buffer Retweeted by ashleyyliz and 2725 others
@kiss_myCASS better or I'll be sad! I guess I'll do the same while I'm at bonnaroo!! 😜 9:16 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to kiss_myCASS