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  1. Stuck in traffic behind guy with loud bass. Ready to get out and beat him with an umbrella. 12:46 PM Nov 10th from txt
  2. At film festival, doing q and a with extremely drunk director. 7:38 PM Nov 7th from txt
  3. Watching pulp fiction again. Love Travolta and Samuel l Jackson in this. 3:30 PM Nov 6th from txt
  4. I think the whole pumpkin carving thing is overrated. There, I said it. 5:20 PM Oct 29th from web
  5. The new camaros are pretty sweet. 3:50 PM Oct 27th from txt
  6. Weird little girl in front of me keeps staring. About to stick my tongue out at her. 1:57 PM Oct 27th from txt
  7. Waiting to watch big kid rock it at the school concert. 1:46 PM Oct 27th from txt
  8. I just had to define "diarrhea" for my 6-year-old. That was awkward. I should have went with the dictionary definition. 1:30 PM Oct 26th from web
  9. Mad Men was really good tonight. Such an awesome show! 7:24 PM Oct 25th from web
  10. @arthurkade, I thought "the brand" didn't respond to the "katers"? I don't let unemployed penis anywhere near me, but thanks for wishing. 7:17 PM Oct 25th from web
  11. That Don Draper is a dirty dog! 6:51 PM Oct 25th from web
  12. @arthurkade, yeah sure buddy. Maybe in your imaginary ""Kadelot"" but not on Planet Earth, where I'm from. Vaginas think you smell. 6:02 PM Oct 25th from web
  13. @arthurkade, I think @gawker calling you "the Internet's biggest vagina" is a huge insult to vaginas everywhere. 5:46 PM Oct 25th from web
  14. Today I insisted to my mom that I was 30, not 31 as she was claiming, but 30 until I got her to doubtfully agree. Then I remembered I'm 31. 4:57 PM Oct 25th from web
  15. Hockey team is better at being cute than they are at hockey. Sucks. 6:51 PM Oct 24th from txt
  16. Just bought the kids cowbells to cheer with. Everyone around us is disturbed by this development. Sorry folks. 5:25 PM Oct 24th from txt
  17. Dear guy sitting next to me in an otherwise empty aisle: feel free to move down. Really. 4:52 PM Oct 24th from txt
  18. At hockey game. Hockey players are sexy. Felt the need to share. 3:57 PM Oct 24th from txt
  19. Just found stray m&ms in the bottom of my purse. I ate them. They were good. 3:19 PM Oct 24th from txt
  20. My computer is conspiring against me an in attempt to make me totally unproductive. I don't need its help! Technical difficulties suck! 6:51 AM Oct 23rd from web
  • Name AshleysCloset
  • Location www.Ashleyquitefrankly.com
  • Bio I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.
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