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ashleygetdarker

  1. @DJDarkside thanks for the offer on the Coldplay tickets.
  2. @iamMowbz not trying to offend, just hate busy booths. Makes it difficult to deliver drinks ;-)
  3. @ItsDubfreq @iamMowbz exactly, and especially at a GetDarker party when theres cameras in every corner.
  4. @iamMowbz not gonna happen keeno. Nobody needs to go in the DJ booth. Not even us.
  5. I like to warm up for a jog with a massive dump on the toilet. It's going to be heroic.
  6. "I remember the first time my dad took me to a wig store, I was about your age. It was a turning point."
  7. "I took a year out to raise guinea pigs with my girlfriend, and do cocaine."
  8. @TheRisky its only working for iTunes UK dance at the moment. Will fire you the details after all the bugs are fixed so you can play :)
  9. This is actually coming on better than expected. No more waiting 15mins just to view some chart positions. More instant than coffee.
  10. @TheRisky that thing you stopped pestering me about, well, it's alive.
  11. @HowesFOUR doorly, breach, south London ordnance and ma1.
  12. @flickderbean weather permitting. It's not weird to take your top off to shit but if Betty Swollocks is present its ok to get naked.
  13. @JnrZest soundcloud.com/r_co/nicolas-j… weird intro but awesome nonetheless.
  14. Gosh this Nicholas Jaar essential mix is so refreshing. #fb
  15. @cjrutter she can't even shave her own armpits. #mybigfatfetish
  16. Imagine the size of their shits!!! #mybigfatfetish
  17. "My Big Fat Fetish" on Channel 4 instagr.am/p/K8Yg3xBNJV/
  18. OMG CHANNEL 4!!!!! #dafuq #fb