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  1. Also, what is the *real* difference between a yard and garage sale? Is it regional? Weather dependent? Literal??
  2. Totally exhausted. But much (MUCH) more ready for the garage sale!
  3. This weekend's yard sale is already kicking my butt.
  4. Lots of drama at work lately. If I hide in my office perhaps I can avoid it. Wish me luck.
  5. @informatics I think the acronym for the School of Informatics and Computing is now SoIC.
  6. Back to reality. Boo.
  7. (Mostly) clean house, finally. Being outnumbered by another species in your house is HARD WORK.
  8. Just made chocolate cookies and deviled eggs. Why, you ask? Why not?!
  9. OK, so my husband says Elvis only had asymmetical lips. DOH!
  10. Having a great day today! Until... I realized I have asymmetrical eyebrows. You know, like Elvis. Dammit!
  11. In other words, I wouldn't mind sticking my head in the oven today.
  12. *HEADDESK* *HEADDESK* *HEADDESK* *SPORK* *SPORK* *SPORK*
  13. I deserve a gold star for "excellence in procrastination."
  14. So excited about getting a four day weekend. YAY!
  15. I need a new status, stat!
  16. I have awe, praise, wonder, and disbelief in the power of prayer and divinity. But most of all, hope.
  17. Passive aggressive much Microsoft? You've never listened to your customers anyway so why start now, right?: http://is.gd/1e3lI
  18. FRIDAY! *happy Friday dance*
  19. Shocking... but how long can uber celebrities last in a vampiric society sucking all the life out of its celebrities.
  20. Hopeful that Jeff Goldblum soon has the opportunity to say "rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated."