ashleeschultz
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New car rule: no passengers are permitted to eat McDonald's at any time. The smell lingers in the car for days.
about 1 hour ago
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@ Get the mac-n-cheese! It's expensive but it's tasty. You should've texted me if you were around there, dummy.
about 6 hours ago
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I'm having fun with this question game. I may have to make this a reoccuring thing. has a nice ring to it, yeah?
about 7 hours ago
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(Q. How many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop) A. For me: 2,077. However, it depends on your mouth size, amount of saliva, etc.
about 7 hours ago
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RT @ For all the times we punish ourselves, very few times have we actually done something wrong.
about 8 hours ago
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@ I DM'ed it. Text or call me soon!
about 8 hours ago
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Let's play a game. Ask me a question. I will give advice or answer things matter-of-factly. Go.
about 8 hours ago
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@ You don't know me, but I am holding your girlfriend hostage right now.
about 8 hours ago
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@ $9.02 for a cup of soup & half a sandwich? Have your corporate people lost their minds? We're in a recession!
about 8 hours ago
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@ Sounds like my type of man. Hook it up.
about 10 hours ago
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@ I'm a company?
about 10 hours ago
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@ Wishing you were in Chi so I could ditch class & hang out. Aw, shucks. How cute am I.
about 10 hours ago
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@ But food/cash are in separate accounts, similar to savings/checking @ the bank. You aren't allowed food w/ $ & vice versa.
about 11 hours ago
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@ If someone receives food stamps, he can't get cash back. Gov allows $ benefits w/ EBT cards, but it's unrelated to food stamps.
about 11 hours ago
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This 2,000+ word story on food stamps is not looking very appealing at the moment. I can feel my eyes breaking. Need... coffee...
about 11 hours ago
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RT @ Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair should be referred to as "he" despite being a hermaphroditic alien reptoid.
about 12 hours ago
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Favorite account I'm following at the moment: @.
about 12 hours ago
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Hahaha! RT @ Damn Tiger Woods, spectators are supposed to be silent when you're playing 18 holes.
about 13 hours ago
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia is the fear of long words.
about 14 hours ago
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@ Hahaha I miss you! Stay over this weekend with us. Jan & the band he's out with are staying as far as I know.
about 23 hours ago
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- Name Ashlee Schultz
- Location Chicago, Illinois
- Web http://www.myspac...
- Bio Journalist by virtue, poet at heart. Cries and writes and laughs and paints. Slick with words, quicker with wit.
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