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ashleenjanelle

  1. Fuck Pretzels.
  2. Did Laundry, Cleaned out the fridge, Went grocery shopping, Dishes, Made Brownies and now making a yummy chicken dinner! #Housewife?
  3. @skeletorjesus only the first book is available on it, and i've already gone through the whole thing.
  4. Fuck... Nevermind.
  5. Pottermore Chamber of Secrets is available! GUESS WHAT I'M DOING TODAY
  6. "I used to take the stairs everyday when I was working at the courthouse... Well, on the way down." -My Drunk Dad
  7. "Someone broke in and stole my coffee!" -My Drunk Dad
  8. I wish I was going to Sasquatch. So Fucking bad. I ironically have the weekend off too. FML.
  9. I go to make my bed, and 20 socks fall out.
  10. I go on Facebook WAY too much. It's not even like it's interesting or anything, I just can't find anything better to do. #NoFriends
  11. I want to bring Disco back. Straight up Leo Sayer shit.
  12. "Mom's not as strict with Caitlin, she was way more strict with me." -Me "Ohh, she was strict with me too!" -My Dad
  13. I think my little sister has been murdered. #PickUpThePhone!
  14. I would like somebody to rub my back until I fall asleep. That would be the nicest.
  15. @kaiielle Hahaha Thank you! It was fun!