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  1. 10-348 Swann bowls to Hussey caught silly mid-off not too silly after all Let the welkin ring ring with their names the Ashes are ours again
  2. mainly mine. Neilometer says 'Send in nightwatchman.' Too late, mate, you just have. Hussey stands alone
  3. 8-343 Siddle skies Harmie who cares who caught it except it was Freddie. 9-343 Clark pouched Cook short-leg, hat-trick, no, all on feet
  4. Sir Geoffrey talks to Sir Geoffrey Ah keep sayin wikkits coom in pairs, then, boom-boom, like lots of things - doo-dahs when fat lady sings.
  5. 7-327 Johnson edges Harmison's off-cutter(!?!) to Collingwood who at last catches one in front of first slip. Poss/Probably all over tonight
  6. in a two horse race 6-327 Haddin chasses, swipes skies to Strauss You've just welkined the Ashes Brett, u bloody beaut. Hussey stands alone
  7. 5-320 Don't lose a wicket by stumps it's 400 and 150 to get with five blokes remaining, which would make Aussie's close to favourites
  8. 5-320 Don't lose a wicket at st
  9. 5-311 Brett Haddin guides Anderson through slips, blade a moorish scimitar through the harem's veil. He's just old pro playing out the cons.
  10. 5-300 Hussey 100 Superb knock for a bloke right out of form It becomes interesting again You bloody beaut he shouted Ashes Regained at Perth
  11. of that, Stephen Fry (I'm an Oxford man) O yes England drop three catches in a row (Betting Scam for 12.47am finish I wagered myself this am
  12. ferret up my nose, how it got there I don't know, but now it's there it hurts like hell. I've got a ferret up my nose. Pick the bones out
  13. Eejit minor is now singing english folk made famous in At last the 1948 show with Cleese, Miller, Bennett (ex Cantab footlights) I've got a
  14. Clasp the little eejit to your commodious bosoms & swaddle his napper tight till he finally expires What a way to go, boys, what a way to go
  15. 283-5 Tea interval more interesting than play Couldn't even escape canned Sean Ruane in the communal kludgie When the fat lady fnally sings
  16. 5-255 Not that Australia are Wigan - Wigan are far better. This is known in Oz as cutting tall poppies. Man U & C + Oz fall to grim reaper.
  17. 5-236 & so it proved North stumped Prior (glovework Oldfield Tallon & Grout would die for: Nussy was North by the way) Delay tea-time gasper
  18. 4-228 Collingwood drops Nussy (both left-handers) but not relevant in great scheme of things (England's best fielder in his worse position)
  19. "To lose the Ashes once by a run-out is unfortunate, Mr Ponting, but by two and twice is carelessness (From The Importance of being Punter)
  20. 3-220 Super Centaur Gammy Knee Freddie Flintoff Gary Pratts The Punter 4-220 Fast Action replay Clarke Green Baggies hopes fast running out