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ashersarlin

  1. why the fuck is Samuel L Jackson cooking gazpacho with mushroom risotto
  2. @arzE don't be jealous twitter.com/ashersarlin/st…
  3. @arzE sometimes in life u gotta fuck Bunch of Grapes up a little
  4. guys i think i just invented "hot soda"
  5. @Math_UK dont get me started
  6. where are they now: carrot from the puppy cam
  7. that takes me back to my flashmob days
  8. @SBestos yeah
  9. so psyched to be watching the end of Ray right now
  10. had the nightmare again in which I name my children Raymour and Flanigan
  11. @Clarkeisagirl he is living in brooklyn heights. BY CHOICE.
  12. @MaxRuleZ are you kidding me