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ashens

  1. Six years ago I had a monstrously tedious office job. Today I fly around the world on a rocket-powered robot llama solving mysteries.
  2. @Viprz13 I hope so.
  3. The big competition will be UK-only. You'll see why when the prizes are revealed...
  4. There will be no sixth anniversary contest... Because I've got a huge competition next month with unbelievably good prizes.
  5. It's six years today since I signed up for my YouTube channel. Terrifying.
  6. @DavidCWG I uploaded them all to Youtube six years ago.
  7. @michaeljnelson Watch the man in action... is.gd/eaFDKh
  8. The only way to travel is.gd/iNqhwi
  9. @Gendo83 is.gd/smT8mI
  10. Internet nostalgia! First connection via Compuserve in 1997. 14.4k modem, replaced with K56 Flex which later flashed to V.90. TL/DR: SLOOOOW
  11. I probably meant 2005 in that last tweet. But with all the disruption in the time/space continuum these days, who knows?
  12. @jimirobaer I do!
  13. Of course I was on Google Video a month or two before YouTube. I always back a winner...
  14. @robmanuel No. It won't respect me in the morning.
  15. Tomorrow will be my sixth anniversary on YouTube. Blimey.
  16. So the faster-than-light neutrino was an error. I knew it - the only things faster than light are the checkout operator's hands at Aldi.
  17. @Ornsack @TVsdantomlinson Cat Fight was listed on The Daily What. Via Topless Robot. You win the Internet!
  18. @TheWeebl Excellent idea. I currently only have Rob ticked off in my "I Spy B3ta" book.
  19. @TheWeebl Anna is lovely, which makes me feel bad for being tangentially involved in the flooding of her bathroom.