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InjusticeFacts Regularly reading relationship advice in popular magazines increases the chance of a woman being single by 74%. 11:14 PM May 23rd via web Retweeted by asgarrison and 284 others
JimGaffigan The only thing more depressing than being fat is the thought of being hungry. 11:55 PM May 23rd via WhoSay Retweeted by asgarrison and 1180 others
JimGaffigan My son is starting to walk. I guess that's impressive. After 11 months of lying around. He still doesn't speak English. Pathetic. 4:53 AM May 24th via WhoSay Retweeted by asgarrison and 1776 others
WSJ Contraceptives like IUDs, implants are 20X more effective at preventing pregnancy than pills or patches, study found. on.wsj.com/JE66ed 8:00 AM May 24th via TweetDeck Retweeted by asgarrison and 97 others
JohnPaulPet "The dog represents all that is best in man." ~ Etienne Charlet 8:40 AM May 24th via HootSuite Retweeted by asgarrison
GaryJanetti I find it so touching when mothers and daughters share eating disorders. 4:24 PM May 22nd via web Retweeted by asgarrison and 86 others
juliussharpe What would really help is if some totally vanilla bore who was born rich wrote a book on leadership. 4:32 PM May 22nd via Echofon Retweeted by asgarrison and 82 others
WSJ Australians are the happiest people on Earth, per a new survey that weighs income, jobs and health. on.wsj.com/JzVxZB 4:40 PM May 22nd via TweetDeck Retweeted by asgarrison and 496 others
JohnPaulPet The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated - Gandhi Check out JPPet's Behind.... 5:20 PM May 22nd via HootSuite Retweeted by asgarrison and 3 others
RandyGrim Home and greeted by the happiest caring ones I know, my dogs 5:23 PM May 22nd via Twitter for Android Retweeted by asgarrison and 1 other
SLMPD A suspect is in custody for the animal abuse case on Wells on 5/15. Thanks @StrayRescue , @MayorSlay & citizens who stepped up! 6:17 AM May 22nd via web Retweeted by asgarrison and 27 others
RandyGrim i go to circuit attoryneys office at noon for the abuse case to issue warrants. i still want justice for the other 4 fb.me/1lQi4rigR 7:08 AM May 22nd via Facebook Retweeted by asgarrison and 4 others
RandyGrim FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Randy Grim, 314.267.07**, randy@strayrescue.org Jason Schipkowski,... fb.me/1obLpe57G 7:59 AM May 22nd via Facebook Retweeted by asgarrison and 2 others
WSJ Study: Men who wear bicycle helmets ride significantly faster than those without. on.wsj.com/KwwvMX 8:20 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck Retweeted by asgarrison and 141 others
JohnPaulPet “I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.”—Gilda Radner 8:15 AM May 22nd via HootSuite Retweeted by asgarrison
JohnPaulPet "To err is human, to forgive, canine" - Anonymous 8:40 AM May 22nd via HootSuite Retweeted by asgarrison
InjusticeFacts 66% of adult Americans are 30 pounds overweight and 30% are obese while 20 million human beings starve to death each year. 11:56 AM May 22nd via web Retweeted by asgarrison and 143 others
GaryJanetti "Most people don't get me." Yes, they do. They just don't like you. 10:24 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by asgarrison and 431 others
InjusticeFacts Fanta was invented specifically for the Nazis, there was a shortage of syrup, so Coca Cola made a fruit-flavored soda. 1:18 AM May 20th via web Retweeted by asgarrison and 269 others
flyinglotus believe in yourself, trust your gut. don't be swayed by other people's opinion of u and what you believe in. prove em wrong, make em envy <3 1:44 PM May 20th via web Retweeted by asgarrison and 580 others

Name Autumn Garrison
Location Albuquerque_Louis
Web http://autumngarr...
Bio taurus. college grad. single. curvy. dog lover. hipster. hip hopper. blogger. allergic