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  1. David Foster Wallace's description of the life and relationships Mario Incandenza at about page 312 stirred me to tears. Beautiful.
  2. When I die I'm going to keep twittering. People will assume it's a hoax, that it's not really me, but they'll be wrong. It will be me.
  3. Do not scrutinize bears too closely. They will not bear close scrutiny.
  4. I'm starting to have my doubts about skepticism.
  5. @kbridge I'm reading it, about 20% in now. Lots of flashes of brilliance, but it hasn't hooked me yet. I'm told it will soon.
  6. From "infinite Jest": "Logical validity is not a guarantee of truth." I so agree. I've observed this for some time.
  7. What if there were really hot teen vampires who were attracted to moody, frumpy teen girls? Wouldn't that be awesome for that demographic?
  8. Rainy day. Rainy rainy. It's only water, people. It won't kill you. Let go dance in it. You first.
  9. When people say "I for one" ( as in, "I, for one, love vanilla pudding", for example) I always think of Roman numerals.
  10. @ecklektik Cool. I love mine.
  11. @sheryl_stephen I hate that something like that happened to you. I wish peace for you, for what it's worth.
  12. Wondering again (probably not for the last time): Why is it a pair of underwear? Is each leg hole an underwear?
  13. @jwolman You might be right. You're not, but you might be.
  14. There is an 'I' in "I can't spell." There are two 'I's in "Idiot".
  15. Just overheard, "There is no 'I' in winning team!" Really? Are you sure?
  16. My Fashion Philosophy: I was born naked. Then I got dressed. The end.
  17. @jwolman: I have everyone's druthers. I'm keeping them. I'd rather give them back to everyone, but you can't always get what you want.
  18. I used today's post to say thank you. Feel free to read it, or not. http://www.aswhite.com/cave...
  19. @kbridge Taking that as a compliment, I am left feeling ept and capacitated.
  20. @sheryl_stephen At least I'm not the only one.