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  1. David Foster Wallace's description of the life and relationships Mario Incandenza at about page 312 stirred me to tears. Beautiful. about 10 hours ago from Seesmic
  2. When I die I'm going to keep twittering. People will assume it's a hoax, that it's not really me, but they'll be wrong. It will be me. about 19 hours ago from Seesmic
  3. Do not scrutinize bears too closely. They will not bear close scrutiny. about 19 hours ago from Seesmic
  4. I'm starting to have my doubts about skepticism. about 19 hours ago from Seesmic
  5. @kbridge I'm reading it, about 20% in now. Lots of flashes of brilliance, but it hasn't hooked me yet. I'm told it will soon. 1:28 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie in reply to kbridge
  6. From "infinite Jest": "Logical validity is not a guarantee of truth." I so agree. I've observed this for some time. 12:30 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  7. What if there were really hot teen vampires who were attracted to moody, frumpy teen girls? Wouldn't that be awesome for that demographic? 6:35 AM Nov 20th from Seesmic
  8. Rainy day. Rainy rainy. It's only water, people. It won't kill you. Let go dance in it. You first. 6:04 AM Nov 20th from Seesmic
  9. When people say "I for one" ( as in, "I, for one, love vanilla pudding", for example) I always think of Roman numerals. 5:43 AM Nov 20th from Seesmic
  10. @ecklektik Cool. I love mine. 4:02 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie in reply to ecklektik
  11. @sheryl_stephen I hate that something like that happened to you. I wish peace for you, for what it's worth. 6:28 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to sheryl_stephen
  12. Wondering again (probably not for the last time): Why is it a pair of underwear? Is each leg hole an underwear? 11:39 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  13. @jwolman You might be right. You're not, but you might be. 11:35 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to jwolman
  14. There is an 'I' in "I can't spell." There are two 'I's in "Idiot". 11:30 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  15. Just overheard, "There is no 'I' in winning team!" Really? Are you sure? 11:29 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  16. My Fashion Philosophy: I was born naked. Then I got dressed. The end. 11:20 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  17. @jwolman: I have everyone's druthers. I'm keeping them. I'd rather give them back to everyone, but you can't always get what you want. 9:23 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  18. I used today's post to say thank you. Feel free to read it, or not. http://www.aswhite.com/cave... 9:21 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  19. @kbridge Taking that as a compliment, I am left feeling ept and capacitated. 9:11 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to kbridge
  20. @sheryl_stephen At least I'm not the only one. 8:56 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic in reply to sheryl_stephen