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  1. I always assume that people who wear sunglasses are winking at me, so I wink back.
  2. I'm a rather exclusive organization. I'm the only one in it. You're not missing much.
  3. I'd share my wisdom with you this morning but I'm running low and I'm going to need what I have. So, you know, get your own.
  4. Susan's twin sister will be here too. It's her birthday too. (Go figure.)
  5. Of course I meant "as is" not "as as"
  6. Today is Susan's 39th birthday. @toadmaster and his family are coming over this evening, as as Susan's family.
  7. @sheryl_stephen I am both an Old and a Smart Supremacist.
  8. i wonder if anyone could say sincerely that their favorite song was "row, row, row your boat"?
  9. auld lang syne. No one sings it in July except on reruns of MASH.
  10. @narfna So sorry to hear that. :(
  11. Never forget who you are, whoever the hell you are. I must go to work, stranger friends. Be well. See you soon. Love and such.
  12. I guess it's very American of me that the first thought I had of about the Perpetuum Jazzile video, is "Why are they all white?"
  13. Slovenian choir Perpetuum Jazzile performs Toto's "Africa". The "storm" at the beginning is pretty cool. http://is.gd/1txmu
  14. Apparently some part of me believes that the world needs more pensive retellings of memories so mundane one wonders why they're remembered.
  15. I've been looking for meaninglessness in the meaningful. I keep stumbling over significance, trying to explain it away.
  16. I think I've recovered from post-modernism, but I still have scars and disfigurement. I'll never be the same again, I'm sure.
  17. When you're waiting in the lobby of heaven, waiting to get in, they play the "Those the Brokes" album by The Magic Numbers. Hallelujah.
  18. Dear poor dumb gullible guy sitting quietly at the table with the loudmouth douchebag: It's a pyramid scheme. Run away.
  19. Must. Not. Sleep. Must. Think. Of. More. Stupid. Jokes. People. Counting. On. Me. Must. Stay. Awaaaa....... ZZZZZZZZZZZ
  20. I'm trying to remember from the Bush years who was in the Axis of Evil. I know there was Iran, Korea, the Joker, Solomon Grundy... who else?