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  1. Anyone else like making robot noises during sex? My set top cable box is curious.
  2. A dyslexic would have a hell of a time with the following sentence: RT @chrisattack: I brought: pickled quail eggs, boudin and head cheese.
  3. @anticybr Okra?! Ludicrous!
  4. Wife made a "thai" dish out of rice, peanut butter, yogurt, cauliflower, tofu, spinach, okra and peanuts. Against all odds, it pleases!
  5. A Shadow? Oh.. not a riddle? RT @TheLBsta What do you call a follower that follows every possible rapper, singer + music industry person?
  6. Anyone else getting a head start on breaking their New Years Resolutions?
  7. Creepy anime cosplay sexdoll foodplay Christmas eel porn http://is.gd/5DtgC #NSFW ?
  8. @nlowary Did you ruin the ending to "The Birds and the Bees" for them?
  9. But any true rap fan should get any track from Mecca and the Soul Brother from its 1st note. :) #T.R.O.Y.
  10. I love watching the classic hip-hop channels on FiOS and playing "Name that Tune". Got "Straighten it Out" on the first note...
  11. Someone set up a server for this: Wikipedia the Game: http://is.gd/5CRZ8 #RaDMaN
  12. Nothing cooler than DVDs with "Previews" of other DVDs to buy as a "Special Feature". Notice the use of quotation marks... #sarcasm
  13. @nlowary @sundaydriver79 i poisoned your wine. MUHAHAHAHA. #tweeting.to.people.in.the.same.house
  14. I need a cool way to display all of my hats. Bloodied mannequin heads? Got em for cheap?
  15. Can I have yr old projector? RT @funky49: Funny how one of you gave audio-related gifts, the other gave visual-related gifts :)
  16. SURREAL CHRiSTMAS: http://is.gd/5BoTZ #andrenickatina
  17. WHiTE CHRiSTMAS: http://is.gd/5BoSz #andrenickatina
  18. About to hit the sleigh w/ Mlle Claus. It's going to be a gangsta WRAP (haha!) Christmas. #keep #it #gully
  19. You get made up to compute! Nyuck nyuck. RT @missdestructo: The dog's reindeer costume didn't fit so now I am wearing it. http://is.gd/5BoIp
  20. ESPN running a 30 for 30 documentary marathon today. Also, watched an Argentine movie last night. W/O subtitles. Fluent in Spanglish.