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  1. Honestly though... we've always criticized the Democrats and the Republicans both of not having the balls to stand up ... http://twt.gs/qaIK about 19 hours ago from API
  2. Wear someone else. http://twt.gs/Yfb9X about 19 hours ago from API
  3. So Shannon wakes up this morning to tell me about a dream in which I'm pregnant. Apparently for months it doesn't mo... http://twt.gs/117Xlz about 19 hours ago from API
  4. God I love breakfast burritos. 6:50 AM Feb 7th from Seesmic
  5. Hey that's a pretty good review for someone whom might consider it blasphemy! http://twt.gs/8ca2Q 3:15 PM Feb 6th from API
  6. cite"You promised cinnamon rolls Mr President, but the plate is empty! Is this some sort of joke?" http://twt.gs/xRGLta 3:15 PM Feb 6th from API
  7. Apparently the Hubble caught the Klingons.Hubble takes pictures of all sorts of weird things, but seldom does NASA ref... http://twt.gs/Jbvq 11:00 AM Feb 6th from API
  8. This seems way to redneck for someone in NC not to have thought of it first, but lo, the Chinese beat us too it again!... http://twt.gs/nTW0 10:00 AM Feb 6th from API
  9. In other news, Toyota announced a recall was no longer necessary to prevent hordes of random Toyota owners from flyi... http://twt.gs/9tjN4k 1:15 PM Feb 5th from API
  10. Did a dam break somewhere? Holy mother of Jesus 12:20 PM Feb 5th from Seesmic
  11. Seriously, I hear the Superbowl is this weekend. I couldn't care. In fact I have no clue even who is playing, nor do... http://twt.gs/tPepuU 9:45 AM Feb 5th from API
  12. Isn't that the case of all unnecessary deaths though. If we really looked at the world... or especially America.... ... http://twt.gs/WasOmu 9:30 AM Feb 5th from API
  13. Wonder how many focus groups it took till they came up with that? http://twt.gs/0d6HY 9:15 AM Feb 5th from API
  14. Okay, and the other 8 kids????????? They just ignored the fact sissy disappeared? http://twt.gs/4e1uR 9:15 AM Feb 5th from API
  15. Feel free to omit that code as long as some sort of attribution link is given. http://twt.gs/PyzOCO 8:00 AM Feb 5th from API
  16. Quite scary in its own regard if true. http://twt.gs/58P9 6:00 AM Feb 5th from API
  17. Maybe it was God's will? http://twt.gs/hqhyIC 2:30 PM Feb 4th from API
  18. Makes you wonder if this is what civilized society looks like before it falls, doesn't it? http://twt.gs/2rXFa 2:30 PM Feb 4th from API
  19. Bet that pisses off the hourly employee making $8 an hour in the branch.... http://twt.gs/LPtPTN 2:15 PM Feb 4th from API
  20. Owner and paramedic Iggy Lena came up with the idea, which also includes a three-pound challenge burger that a child o... http://twt.gs/WvEG 1:30 PM Feb 4th from API