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  1. @MusicSavvyMom @melisalw I mean i will sit HERE!
  2. @MusicSavvyMom @melisalw Ladies, don't worry. I will sit her on my fat ass and hold down the space-time continuum for you.
  3. @melisalw Morning! Do you have birthday letdown today?
  4. @suburbanwow Woooohoooo! I won Super Dooper Chicago Frango chocolate mints for Melisa's birthday! Please give one mint to Monkey Weasel!
  5. @vodkamom I feel for you and her. I had to go to police today on a weird couple of emails from someone I don't know....
  6. RT @Tara_R: Another glass of wine? Why thank, you I think I will... I did and I am going to bed sooner than later!
  7. @vodkamom If you are talking about Sassy, I hope she is alright!
  8. RT @CharliePATpk: Go Wish Melisa (with one s) a Happy Birthday: http://thesuburbanscrawl.bl...
  9. @suburbanwow Shouldn't you take the brownies out by now?
  10. @suburbanwow Have a wedding to shoot tomorrow. Last one of the season! Yippee! Target on Sunday (you know it's a planned day trip for me!)
  11. @CharliePATpk Haha I like that one! joke about the kid who was told to put on clean underwear everyday. By Fri, he couldn;t get his pants on
  12. @suburbanwow knock knock Who's there?
  13. @suburbanwow, your ass scabbing over is quite a visual....
  14. @stephanieelliot http://bit.ly/fkzxh Come on over, it's Melisa's bday
  15. @rockdrool @suburbanwow is looking for you...
  16. @suburbanwow Lush isn't the name of a liquor store?
  17. @suburbanwow Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to Melisa happy birthday to you!!!!!!!!
  18. @suburanwow Melisa were you just rolling your eyes at Barb?
  19. Seriously, my tea would taste even better with a brownie! RT @MichaelsDaddy: @suburbanwow Are you making enough brownies for all of us?
  20. RT @Microblogology: Everyone come watch @SuburbanWoW and help celebrate @melisalw's birthday! http://www.livestream.com/s...