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  1. When I lived in Boston: I once opened my lunch to ear in my tiny apt, only to see a mouse out of the wall. I could not eat.I was traumatized about 16 hours ago from web
  2. I will be back at this airport in 10 days: I am not meant to stand in line or navigate in a crowd. Air Force One would be perfect for me. about 16 hours ago from web
  3. I don't like Boston airport, but I prefer US airports to airports anywhere in the world. Islamabad airport is the toughest for me, ever. about 16 hours ago from web
  4. On Twitter I got to understand what T Jefferson meant when he said in a letter to a friend that he had no time to be brief. about 16 hours ago from web
  5. A mouse was spotted--not by me--at my favorite pizza place in Harvard Square, Bertucci's.I ate there the other night.Mouse was not included. about 21 hours ago from web
  6. had a dream that this turkey, all dressed up, was invited to this wedding.But when it discovered that it was invited to be eaten, it bit me. about 21 hours ago from web
  7. I was about to write about my early memories of Boston back in89-90 when I taught at Tufts and my story with the mouse but twitter limits me 5:20 PM Nov 21st from web
  8. Let it be known that I did not appreciate the last episode of Family Guy's "joke" about Palestinian alarm clock. 7:17 AM Nov 21st from web
  9. I am always punctual but hate being rushed. 9:43 AM Nov 20th from web
  10. @ashleyalbertoni And what about his lousy hair transplant? He looks like he has a garden on his head 7:51 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to ashleyalbertoni
  11. @ashleyalbertoni what do you like about him? His moping and sighing on the screen? 6:15 AM Nov 19th from web in reply to ashleyalbertoni
  12. Nicholas Cage really bothers me, especially when he sighs on the screen. 7:06 AM Nov 18th from web
  13. Lately,whenever I swim I think:how would it be if I swim in a pool of milk shake?Natalie Wood once was in a pool of champagne and suffered. 2:27 PM Nov 17th from web
  14. I hate surprises. I just realized that I am leaving for Boston this Saturday, and not the following Saturday. 9:39 AM Nov 17th from web
  15. said to him:I feel sorry for you.Welles asked: why, you didnt like it?Guy said: It is brilliant, but it will be down hill for you. he was rt 7:13 AM Nov 17th from web
  16. Pulp Fiction was so original: but it went down hill for the director. When Citizen Cane was first shown: this guy came to Orson Welles and: 7:12 AM Nov 17th from web
  17. I realized this morning that I am sharing my dreams with over 1500 people. Scary.Let us hope that I never accidentally share personal dreams 5:05 PM Nov 16th from web
  18. Regarding the stiff sports competition between Stanford and Berkeley: I feel like Kissinger toward Iran-Iran war: I want both sides to lose. 5:05 PM Nov 16th from web
  19. I often have a dream that I am going to class but I can't find the room. I had a dream about my college professor, Walid Khalidi. 5:58 AM Nov 15th from web
  20. I had a dream that R Reagan invited me to his house: he ate a cake but didnt offer me any.He said that he thought I was brother of his maid. 6:36 AM Nov 14th from web