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- Also, did I forget to mention that I'm in Cumming, Georgia right now? Because damn, that joke writes itself.4:06 PM Nov 7th from txt
- @ I've been around, stressed as hell but around. Drunk is always, ALWAYS the answer, ain't it just? :)2:26 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to tony_mcfadden
- "Imagine fucking on a stone bed!" "No, they cushioned it with straw." "You know, that's how pearls are made."12:13 AM Nov 7th from txt
- Okay you d bags i am drunk as hell and im eatching the hisyoru channel? dont star my drunk twweeeeets ps.12:11 AM Nov 7th from txt
- DEUNK
DID YALL MISS ME
I KNOW Y DID9:30 PM Nov 6th from txt
- ALL RIGHT! I have had a weekend of hilarious debauchery and I am ready for the week to come. BRING IT, MONDAY.7:16 PM Nov 1st from web
- I have a deep, intrinsic hatred for myself right now. Off to watch South Park.11:46 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck
- Well fuck me upside down and sideways, I'm going FUCKING INSANE. Fuck my fucking ex-fucking-boyfriend. I hate men.9:11 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck
- @ Dood, if my car is fixed and I'm not babysitting, I am seriously there. I miss you so much!7:44 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck in reply to mordiapender
- @ You said "Okay, I'll stop," but I was enjoying your rant. Always have.5:27 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck in reply to joesmithreally
- @ Damn you. My mother is home. It's horrible.5:15 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck in reply to BiggerThanSound
- "Time change is Nov. 1st at 2am? Oh, when you go to bed on Halloween." No, Mom, when YOU go to bed. Some of us aren't planning to go to bed.5:15 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck
- @ Hell no! I'm enjoying it!5:10 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck in reply to joesmithreally
- @ Oh my god that's TOTALLY why you're my dad.3:32 PM Oct 27th from TweetDeck in reply to twistedpfister
- I just practiced? For an hour? In the morning? And enjoyed it? Maybe I really AM supposed to a musician. Color me shocked as hell.6:57 AM Oct 26th from txt
- "Tastes Better Than Ever!" Bullshit, NyQuil. You're still the only medicine I have to chase.10:09 PM Oct 24th from TweetDeck
- @ I'll bring the whipped cream, but only if @ brings chocolate sauce and @ brings maraschino cherries.6:17 PM Oct 24th from web in reply to ActualA
- @ Dude, I'm in.6:04 PM Oct 24th from TweetDeck in reply to ActualA
- Oh LORD how I understand you. RT @: My last boyfriend? Meh. Poetry in lotion, maybe.8:52 AM Oct 24th from TweetDeck
- @ Oh my god, when you figure it out you must tweet it. nom nom nom Parker Lily. 8:47 AM Oct 24th from TweetDeck in reply to mstwilighteyes
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- Name Standardized Crazy
- Location College
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Bassoonist, myopic, obsessive-compulsive, and general snarky bitch.
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