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Having a drunken Lord of the Rings marathon at @'s parents' house. Mojitos and Aragorn: a match made in heaven.
7:11 PM Dec 16th
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Doctoring a prescription so instead of saying "1 refill" it says "12 refills"? All in a day's work, kids.
12:13 PM Dec 13th
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One long month since @ last tweeted. I'm worried. Also, grumpy. I can't find excuses to lech all over his picture if he's not here.
3:28 PM Dec 12th
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When's your bedtime? No, wrong answer. The correct answer is "whenever Miss Eva's nictotine craving gets too painful to ignore."
3:05 PM Dec 12th
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Raise your hand if you know someone else who runs face-first into closed doors. I look like an abuse victim. To Sephora, heigh-ho!
11:40 AM Dec 12th
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Smoke break with the bassist, who promptly demanded to know how I held that 7-bar note in the third recitative. Magic, sir. Magic.
9:23 AM Dec 12th
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Also, yes, you read that right; I DO, in fact, keep a full flask of emergency vodka in my bassoon case at all times.
8:53 AM Dec 12th
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In case you don't remember my track record with this church, you may refer to this July's tweets about a very, VERY short dress.
8:39 AM Dec 12th
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Scene: flask falls out of my case in front of church choir. Soprano: "Oh! You're the girl who played in our musical this summer!"
8:37 AM Dec 12th
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DON'T YOU TELL ME I NEED TO ROTATE THE GODDAMN TIRES. ROOOOOAAAR
11:16 AM Dec 11th
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Sparkplugs changed, air filter changed, oil changed. Whoever tells me being a mechanic's daughter is fun gets shot in the face.
11:10 AM Dec 11th
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Live-tweeting changing sparkplugs... also known as "getting oily crap all over my phone."
8:46 AM Dec 11th
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"Change the sparkplugs."
"Why?"
"Isn't he running rough?"
"I drive a Beetle. This is a MERCEDES-BENZ. I'm driving a CLOUD."
8:10 AM Dec 11th
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- So is this one, but he's irreparable :(
8:07 AM Dec 11th
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- This one's mine.
8:04 AM Dec 11th
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- Friday morning, Dad's shop.
8:01 AM Dec 11th
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RT @: @ Congrats on your 50★ tweet! RT'ing!
2:36 PM Dec 7th
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@ I almost shrieked because I thought it was a '67 for a second... did you see ?
10:05 PM Dec 6th
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in reply to dixiehellcat
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- Drew with Rose's whip. I love my friends
1:53 AM Dec 6th
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Me: "Rose is going to take my couch. LIKE A CUNT."
Drew: "Well, it's her house. And her couch."
Katie: "And her cunt."
1:47 AM Dec 6th
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- Name Standardized Crazy
- Location College
- Web http://favstar.fm...
- Bio Bassoonist, myopic, obsessive-compulsive, and general snarky bitch.
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