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  1. A lady handing out candy said to my boy, "Oh, nothing with nuts for you, I bet," as she dropped a Reese's cup into his pumpkin bucket.
  2. I spent a lot of my younger days looking for ways to go away. Now I find myself spending significant energy looking for a way to return.
  3. Toddlerese to English translation of the day: "beeps" = grapes.
  4. You know we've spent a week with my family when the first thing M asks for when we get home is a "cocktail."
  5. Just got really involved in a book, but got offered it on Swaptree. So back to the library it goes. Must remember to update that want list.
  6. Weekends and holidays... those are for other people. All I know is that I can't get anything done today because of it.
  7. It's a multitasking sort of day.
  8. @AbsolutelyTerri Thanks for the free prints! Did you know you had 75? Bonus for me.
  9. James in response to Dove's new "extra deep" moisturizer: "So deep it will moisturize your soul."
  10. Who knew decorating a sling would require the skill of a contortionist.
  11. Crocheting a new "big-boy" blanket for Michael so I don't have to buy one. Though I will need more yarn.
  12. Is it wrong that a dirty dream starring Paul Rudd was probably inspired by his appearance as Mr. Earth in an Elmo DVD?
  13. Were bubbles a higher quality in my youth or is my technique just that rusty?
  14. It's amusing to me that the vanity plate "H8 U DMV" required its registrant to shell out extra dough to that very same DMV.
  15. Mommy + Daddy + Elmo + Jesus = Potty Training Super Team!
  16. Uploading photos with intentions to print. I'm up to last December... maybe I can catch up to the present before it becomes the past.
  17. Trying to remember how to draw actual things/people and wondering if I'm going to need legal counsel.
  18. I thought I still had 4 months of one before we hit the twos. What have we gotten ourselves into?
  19. It's been awhile since I flew alone with the kid. Contemplating minimalist packing strategies.
  20. Baby drinking bathwater + naked post-bath lap around the house = puddle on carpet.