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i once again have vision in both eyes after the Infamous Birthday Contact Lens Debacle. #dumbthings #hbdartlessrulesok #2020vision #jfmcabout 5 hours ago from Tweetie
@untulis thank you thank you. birthday so far has been low-key but very nice. off to james (http://www.jamesrestaurantn...) for dinner.2:31 PM Jul 12th from Twitterrific in reply to untulis
@katerothen's first night as a brooklyn resident. promenade? no. prospect park? no. GYC? check. #brooklyn #gyc #katerulesok7:10 PM Jul 10th from Twitterrific
@joelogon if you gaze into the spambox, remember that the spambox gazes also into you11:21 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to joelogon
Spam asks me, who wants to chase umbrellas blowing in the wind while trying to relax at the beach? Who indeed, spam...who indeed.11:17 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
Wondering if Bubbles made the funeral.11:29 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
sabathia doesn't have it tonight, but I bet joe g leaves him in until it's 7-2. #nyy5:54 PM Jul 2nd from Twitterrific
@bw_walker move to barcelona?7:02 AM Jun 30th from Tweetie in reply to bw_walker
k-rod just walked mariano! #nyy #iloveny8:38 PM Jun 28th from Twitterrific
listening to all MJ on kiss FM. #iloveny9:07 AM Jun 26th from Twitterrific
RT @kensands: Most significant death of the week? You decide: Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Neda Agha Soltan. (via @tomwsmf)7:38 AM Jun 26th from Tweetie
RT @americablog: New rules: Marriage is between a man and a woman and a woman in Argentina. http://tinyurl.com/nyun7z9:40 AM Jun 25th from Tweetie
@katerothen more interesting like, with a furry?1:36 PM Jun 24th from Tweetie in reply to katerothen
@runwithtweezers trout-o-matic11:38 AM Jun 23rd from Tweetie in reply to runwithtweezers
prescience: 20 years ago I wrote a song called "everything I know is wrong"7:30 PM Jun 21st from Twitterrific
at franny's with @katerothen, waiting for wonderful foods #brooklynftw5:23 PM Jun 20th from Twitterrific
@MikeDoughtyYeah troylets ftw!1:18 PM Jun 20th from Twitterrific in reply to MikeDoughtyYeah
@runwithtweezers that place has a fireplace you can stand in6:17 AM Jun 20th from Twitterrific in reply to runwithtweezers
@benjaminblack ever hear of don't feed the trolls? same rules apply #ignorefail7:50 PM Jun 18th from Twitterrific in reply to benjaminblack
@MikeDoughtyYeah Rather, omit needless words.7:20 AM Jun 17th from Tweetie in reply to MikeDoughtyYeah

Name michael bourke
Location Brooklyn, NY
Bio aliens ate my prelude

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