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#thatawkwardmoment when you think you're alone and you talk to yourself...but then realize you're not.... about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
They should make a spoof to "S&M" called "SNS" #genius about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Yes! My Belize plans are finalized!!!! #sohappy about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@JohnGrossfuss "my twitter is a mess" <---- truth. 9:32 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@dudeeehellogan heheheh that wasn't what I was talking about but that was also a nice perk :) 7:57 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dudeeehellogan
dudeeehellogan @artifact_addict I'd be using winkys too it I had a cute boyfriend to go with -_- 7:56 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android in reply to artifact_addict Retweeted by artifact_addict
@dudeeehellogan it had its moments ;) prepare for lots of jumping out parts! 7:53 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to dudeeehellogan
@dudeeehellogan It was okayyyyy. Great idea; just not so great an execution 6:59 PM May 27th via web in reply to dudeeehellogan
@savage_beauty_ @dudeeehellogan giggidy goo bitches #gig 6:50 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to savage_beauty_
@dudeeehellogan : "if it's plausible" @artifact_addict : "that's a big word" #sass #gig 6:47 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
@savage_beauty_ this frozen piña colada <<<< 6:33 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to savage_beauty_
FINALLY WORKED OUT THE MEXICAN BUS SYSTEM. #success 2:59 PM May 26th via web
I cannot believe I forgot what today is. #ashamed 9:07 AM May 26th via web
Must. Do. It. Tomorrow. 9:02 PM May 25th via web
@you_me_dancing_ Parks and Recreation = my life. 7:14 AM May 25th via web in reply to you_me_dancing_
"it keeps the angle....of your dangle....perky" #cant 9:18 PM May 24th via web
@IntriguingProds that's my boy 9:06 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to IntriguingProds
@IntriguingProds @savage_beauty_ almond milk for me. Sour breast for you, right Chris? 9:04 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to IntriguingProds
@savage_beauty_ Soy milk is so in right now. 8:13 PM May 24th via web in reply to savage_beauty_
50/50: good film, but predictable. 7:57 PM May 24th via web

Name AJ Meyer
Location Chapel Hill, NC
Bio Archaeology is the sandbox of men who care not where they are going; they merely want to know where everyone else has been.