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Usually I just speculate about these things, but having gone to grade school with Matt Bomer I can say for a fact he was called Matt Boner. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
Me? Oh nothing, just had a cup of coffee & now I'm going back to bed. Am I the only one who's doing this right? about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
@BTSjunkie nice meeting you too! going to see BAD LIEUTENANT again this weekend. I'll be sure to bring my lucky crack pipe. 4:56 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie in reply to BTSjunkie
The only thing in the house is flavored coffee. I'm in a cinnamon vanilla rage. 4:46 AM Dec 16th from Tweetie
@andreslucero it obviously doesn't get any better than that. 6:43 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie in reply to andreslucero
@debenham Blue sounds like my kind of drug. I'll have the neighbor's kid ask around for it at school. 6:06 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie in reply to debenham
"I caused quite a stir at the kid's soccer practice when I pulled up in a new Equinox." This Chevy commercial lady has it all figured out. 6:03 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
@Jenn_Brown now you're just gloating! 3:53 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie in reply to Jenn_Brown
@debenham is Blue what they sell old people who don't know any better? 3:52 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie in reply to debenham
@genegeorge aww, thanks for making me feel better. the sad thing is I wouldn't know either way. 3:47 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie in reply to genegeorge
The news just ran through the drugs teens are using & I didn't recognize a few of them. This marks yet another step in my slow decline. 3:28 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie
@andreslucero I think you may have found the cure for insomnia. 3:08 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie in reply to andreslucero
My post-BNAT sleep schedule has been more erratic & confusing than a Dennis Miller rant. 3:04 PM Dec 14th from Tweetie
@Goose I liked Shutter Island! Sorry if this ruins your future career as a psychic. Kick Ass was definitely my favorite though. 2:10 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie in reply to Goose
Thank you @headgeek666 for making my life with BNAT this weekend. My first time ever was Kick Ass. Time to get some Shut-eye Island. 1:34 PM Dec 13th from Tweetie
Packed my bindle & heading to BNAT. I hope my baby, er iPhone is okay at home without me. I know how she worries. 6:55 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
#ff thank you @mitcharf @Braincrayon @CousinBrandon @PulpLizard @solsilva #followsaturday these awesome people! 5:16 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
This movie, August Rush, that I'm sleepwatching right now is so terrible I wish I was more fully awake to criticize it properly. 3:35 AM Dec 12th from Tweetie
Is it lame to say the highlight of the pre-BNAT party at the Highball was Elijah Wood walking by me? Fuck it. That hobbit is hot. 9:35 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie
@Accordion27 just got here. where are y'all? 7:25 PM Dec 11th from Tweetie in reply to Accordion27