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art_vand

  1. I masturbate to mirrors if that makes things any clearer.
  2. Really though it's pretty dope. He's like the Malcolm Gladwell of the 1930's. #Outliers.
  3. I'm reading "Think and Grow Rich" by Napoleon Hill... never thought it would come to this.
  4. Where are all the fucking bees? Bees are dead and we're all fucked
  5. @NathProdUKtions Dope! Glad to hear it... you got some nice joints on your soundcloud.
  6. @NathProdUKtions As many as you'd like good sir.
  7. @therealLasiK Ahhh yes, we should of made that clear... Just one is what we expected, but feel free to do both if you want to.
  8. @nicklsax always assume the prosecutor is 1) A sado-masichist and 2) Extremely attracted to you.
  9. @nicklsax If you must, but they're a great conversation starter if you need to warm up the prosecutor.
  10. @RAMRuffian Nothing underscores a message quite like #imodicock.
  11. @nicklsax Why yes it did good sir, feel free to remove the clamps. Should be about a week max.
  12. I wish it was possible for the Spurs and the Thunder to both lose.