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  1. @MEStaton Or: 'But that's completely Dan Brown!'24 minutes ago from web in reply to MEStaton
  2. We should bring the phrase 'What the Dickens?!' back into common use. In Russia, I understand, they say 'What the Dostoevsky?!'36 minutes ago from web
  3. Walk a mile in a man's shoes, and you'll be able to look behind you at an angry, barefoot geezer shouting 'give me my shoes back, you git.'about 4 hours ago from web
  4. My shoelaces have come undone again. They appear to be twin strands of teflon, for crying out loud.about 4 hours ago from web
  5. @Cadigan Chacun a son gout.about 4 hours ago from web in reply to Cadigan
  6. @Gollancz To sum up the Daily Mail: SEX IS BAD AND WRONG.about 4 hours ago from web in reply to Gollancz
  7. Inflatable American Novelists: Don De-Lilo.about 4 hours ago from web
  8. What' "meta" for? Why pile "meton" o' me?about 4 hours ago from web
  9. @DanRebellato There are two sorts of people in the world; people who say 'there are two sorts of people in the world' and paedophiles.about 5 hours ago from web in reply to DanRebellato
  10. I prefer my numbers rational, but I'm not bigoted when it comes to irrational ones. In fact, you might even describe me as pi-curious.about 5 hours ago from web
  11. @SFDiplomat The whole book has some splendid sentences: I can't deny that.about 5 hours ago from web in reply to SFDiplomat
  12. Meanwhile, an account of the way things really are: http://bit.ly/2g0PQTabout 5 hours ago from web
  13. @DanRebellato You never know: maybe on your wedding day Lilla will pull off a Mission Impossible-style latex mask to reveal herself as ...about 5 hours ago from web in reply to DanRebellato
  14. Of course, in Soviet Russia, coffee drinks YOU.about 6 hours ago from web
  15. The cardboard cup I have says 'Mocha' on the outside, but actually I'm drinking straight black coffee. So HAH! cardboard cup! I WIN!!about 6 hours ago from web
  16. Given the choice, as they were, between eradicating smallpox and eradicating coffee, thank heavens the WHO chose the former.about 6 hours ago from web
  17. (I'm Ad-onzo, in the previous tweet. In case you're puzzled).about 15 hours ago from web
  18. Bedtime for Ad-onzo.about 15 hours ago from web
  19. That was the *Waiting for Godot* of *Sky At Night*s. I'm gobsmacked.about 15 hours ago from web
  20. Off to watch *Sky At Night* now, with Roger Moore's handsomer brother, Patrick. And wouldn't *he* make a splendid Bond!about 16 hours ago from web