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  1. @StaySii but you have short legs. does not compute. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to StaySii
  2. Good booze is always a good use. about 21 hours ago from txt
  3. @mercadofresca Girl i went to walmart. Oops. about 22 hours ago from txt
  4. I am dressed as the epitome of wtf today. about 23 hours ago from txt
  5. I need a raise. 8:18 PM Dec 20th from txt
  6. I feel awesome and i'm not even x-ing 1:10 AM Dec 20th from txt
  7. Wow. Listening to my coworker fight with husband on the phone. AWKWARD^2 7:32 PM Dec 19th from txt
  8. So one of my residents calls a horse a 'whore.' @xtina_rose, were you calling her a horse? 5:19 PM Dec 19th from txt
  9. @mercadofresca Full stop even. God, work is such a clusterfuck today. Even more than i was imagining 12:38 PM Dec 19th from txt
  10. @mercadofresca @xtina_rose you're all full-on whores. 12:14 PM Dec 19th from txt
  11. @StaySii quien? 12:10 PM Dec 18th from web in reply to StaySii
  12. I swear i am hitting every red light in the state of texas. 7:19 PM Dec 17th from txt
  13. And i totally just ran it. 7:15 PM Dec 17th from txt
  14. This is the most ridiculous red light in history. 7:14 PM Dec 17th from txt
  15. Pity want a cracker? 4:16 PM Dec 16th from txt
  16. The people in this class make me want to slit my wrists. OMG how are they so dumb? 12:19 PM Dec 16th from txt
  17. Money money!! 11:27 AM Dec 15th from txt
  18. And now they're srsly wondering how tax returns work. I need a fucking promotion. 6:38 AM Dec 15th from txt
  19. Annoying mouthbreather in orientation is srsly asking the dude from zimbabwe if they eat monkeys. 6:31 AM Dec 15th from txt
  20. Last day of waking up at 8am!!! Hoo-fucking-ray! 5:00 AM Dec 15th from txt