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I know your heart is always in the right place...I see it there in your freezer when I take out the Vodka bottle.4:44 AM Apr 24thvia Twitter for iPhone
StexcyStudies show that women that exhibit personality disorders are women.3:27 PM Apr 17thvia webRetweeted by aroffster and 8 others
MmeSurlyIf everyone seems to remember your name wherever you go, there's a reason and it's probably not good.3:18 PM Apr 17thvia webRetweeted by aroffster and 6 others
I love a mixed metaphor..Cooper Cronk on being picked for the Australian team says 'it's such an honour I would hold it close to my chest'5:00 AM Apr 18thvia Twitter for iPhone
Life tip #23: post only your best photos on FB. You don't want your worst plastered over the news when you get kidnapped next.9:41 PM Apr 10thvia Twitter for iPhone
Heidi, was wondering how long before you realised that Seal was no good for you...do you need a shoulder to cry on (asking for a friend)?5:34 PM Apr 6thvia Twitter for iPhone
biorhythmistI've pretty much secured a spot on the 2016 Making The Bed While The Cat Refuses To Get Off It Olympic team. #usa2:06 PM Mar 17thvia webRetweeted by aroffster and 8 others
