ArmyofMillie
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Anyone play Hanging With Friends? My username is '_MikeMilligan'. Lets do it! '
9:45 PM Mar 29th
via Games With Friends
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Alright friends,
Last tweet from this username! If you would like to continue to follow me, my new username is @
Focker...out!
5:33 PM Nov 30th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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ATTENTION:
I have a new twitter username and will be deleting this one very soon!
My new username is @
Thanks!
6:07 PM Nov 25th, 2011
via web
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BOOM! How 'bout them Ravens!
Fortey-who?
7:50 AM Nov 25th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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Thanksgiving is just another average day for a legend like me…Chin-deep in breasts, doing a ton of stuffing, and a lot of fowl language.
9:45 AM Nov 24th, 2011
via Twitter for Mac
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Golden Corral's new chocolate fountain is the new Failure pile in a sadness bowl...
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9:47 PM Nov 18th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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lmfao is everything wrong with music today...
4:45 PM Nov 18th, 2011
via web
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I'm pretty sure the one dude was asking the other dude if his mom would be into him...
5:50 PM Nov 18th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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Actual sentence overheard at liquor store just now:
"dude... you know my mom, she's always DTF"
5:45 PM Nov 18th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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Always good to see doctors at a hospital checking their fantasy football teams while the waiting room is full...
3:02 PM Nov 17th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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RAVENS!! I just did a victory lap around my apartment. My dogs think I'm crazy..
11:03 PM Nov 6th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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Agreed! “@: Only assholes like the cowboys.”
4:02 PM Nov 6th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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Dear Beer Gut,
Please go away...
3:18 PM Nov 5th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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If you go to the Apple store to use the Internet, you're poor.
10:32 AM Nov 5th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ "No blasters! No blasters!" - when she refuses to let him finish on her face
9:59 AM Nov 2nd, 2011
via web
in reply to pattonoswalt
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"Letting the Wookie win" -- getting cock-blocked by a pretty girl's ugly friend at the bar.
9:59 AM Nov 2nd, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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My Halloween will consist of 1 bar, 1 Blackhawks game, 1 wife, 1 friend, and 12 beers!
2:24 PM Oct 31st, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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FBI Deems Juggalos A Threat
5:48 PM Oct 29th, 2011
via twitterfeed
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Ran into some old friends from @ tonight at the bar in chicago!
11:31 PM Oct 28th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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Dude..... (looks like a lady)
9:37 PM Oct 28th, 2011
via Twitter for iPhone
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- Name Millie
- Location Chicago, IL
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